Fart To Table

Ok, but in Godzilla vs Kong they open with Kong scratching his butt directly to camera

A member of ACT UP said that during the peak years of the AIDS crisis in the 1980s: “We went to funerals and buried our friends in the morning, protested in the afternoon and then fucked danced and partied all night.”

Because the world is on fire, it’s on us to live out loud. We need to do it all.

They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more.

They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies.

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

As she closed this chapter of her life forever, the face of Kristi Noem sat back, sighed, and slowly began to slither back into the cursed sea from whence it came

Thank you for saying this

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

Imagine how many four letter words they'll put on ping pong paddles

Claims of 40 dead after an Israeli airstrike on a elementary girl’s school in Iran
www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

This is how I found out. I guess I shouldn't have updated my LinkedIn to include pronouns. My bad

Omg no, you’re not going to make Anthropic into “resistance tech.” Nope nope nope

JUST IN: Columbia student Ellie Aghayeva has been released after agents allegedly used false pretenses to enter her dorm.

Mamdani says he raised her case with Trump today.

Agents reportedly claimed they were searching for a missing person, without a judicial warrant.

each and every passing day is one more intolerable injury

This um...doesn't bode well

A very glamorous and cozy gray cat with naturally hooded eyes that every make up influencer would envy. She is cuddled on a black blanket and staring beautifully at the camera person, who is obsessed with her.

Clover looks so much like a kitten version of Marcy, who is my 12 year old kitten!

Consequences? Literally a foreign concept

It does look better than AI, I'll give it that

It's not even the comic sans that's the issue for me. It's the fact that it's clearly just a series of Google docs with weird formatting. At least spring for Microsoft Office

Was this a middle school contest or something?

It’s a little discouraging that the harshest punishment administered in the whole Epstein sex trafficking scandal is a spaghetti sauce getting the death penalty.

This could literally apply to anything

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

The Hill: Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years by Dominick Mastrangelo - 02/11/26 10:38 AM ET

Politico: Gallup retreats from political polling , again under new leadership Gallup will announce friday that it plans to measure President Donald Trump's job approval rating only on a monthly basis. 12/21/2018

If you saw today's headline that Gallup will stop measuring presidential approval, they did the same thing in 2018. They do it whenever Trump is president.

Ideal, actually

Everyone knows when I dance people do NOT enjoy it!

We love representation

He says from experience

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

No Kings includes Draft Kings

This is actually sound advice