watching a tiktok of a clip from the late show with stephen colbert where everything is absurdly zoomed in and theres for some reason the tolling of some ominous bells in the background and thinking to myself 'this probably isnt doing any longterm damage to my brain or psyche'
can you pick me up some slop at the slop restaurant
illiterate guy about to be prescribed 100 pairs of glasses by his optometrist: im sorry. I cant read any of the letters on the chart
GUY CURRENLY ON PAGE 3 OF THE GREAT GATSBY AFTER TELEPORTING FROM AN ALTERNATE REALITY WHERE PADDLING A CANOE ON A BIG GREEN LAKE IS A PLAYED OUT STORY TROPE: oh great it's gonna be one of these stories again
researchers have discovered that plants feel horny
Inanimate object cupid: oh, you are going to love this
I can get no satisfaction, actually. I do it all the time. It's easy for me
planning ahead 👍
To the cadence of I have no mouth but I must scream: i am hungry but I cannot eat
i am so hungry
man. Galerians brings me back. Awesome game
Tax season again
Kids are so brutal lmao
THANK YOU!!!!!
Yes, please and thank you so much. I also do have the paypal still even though its temporarily disabled because of the eight dollars i think it can still receive money www.paypal.me/SamuelWheele... but even a repost helps a lot
I am truly truly sorry
What happened with the paypal was an autocharge that happened when my bank account was in the negative. Ive put off making this thread because i hate doing this but its dire
And my bank account is 300 dollars in the negative because the bill from last month came out all at once instead of in installments, wiping it out completely
venmo.com/Samuel-Wheel... i am hoping this is the last time im going to have to do something like this, because it's deeply humiliating every time i do it, but things keep getting worse and worse, and i'm really desperate. My paypal is 8 dollars in debt and temporarily disabled
I wore one like this today for a little bit. I had to like force it to cover my ears and it still slid up off them bit by bit
It looks almost too good to be true
Raising my hand at every enclosure at the zoo and asking: so they're not so different from us after all?
A screenshot of a character from the anime Love Lab, turning quickly. She has a serious expression of concentration, and the motion blur makes her features look warped
Face reveal!
Thank you! Im looking into options, but man it really is rough!
It'll be okay in the long run, im just venting a little! I appreciate it!
Bank note mascot with a creepy face. I think his name is fiver and he's the dollar bill that's viral on tiktok
debts and bills same as always
I feel doomed
Terrifying battle...
This is so 100 percent true
