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John Allison

@badmachinery.com

Cartoonist in Leeds, UK. I brought you such comics as Steeple, Bad Machinery, Giant Days, Scary Go Round, Bobbins, Great British Bump-Off and Solver. The nation's favourite. https://badmachinery.com

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I feel like it’s something we could explore together - maybe I could tell you what I think they’re about and you could illustrate it for a coffee table book.

10.03.2026 17:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are genre subreddits for kpop and so on, maybe they're the answer but I feel like even they trend older

10.03.2026 16:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There's no "pop commons" as we understood it any more, you go direct to artist and comment wherever their fandom foments, be it Instagram or TikTok or Reddit or whatever. There's no editorial part of the system (other than, I guess, downvoting).

10.03.2026 16:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'll take you through them any time you want, Dan. I don't like them, but I understand them.

10.03.2026 16:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lord lloyd Webber

Lord lloyd Webber

10.03.2026 16:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It feels great to feel a little less alone when dogged by things like this - I hope you can sort it

09.03.2026 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a pain in the arse. I've never upgraded to Tahoe, I've stopped upgrading unless software stops working because all it seems to do is create problems these days.

09.03.2026 15:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I cheered

09.03.2026 13:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ian there is no lag on my Cintiq, I've been running them since 2008 and it has never been an issue, each iteration has been more responsive. I've used every drawing device going too. What you're describing sounds like a pretty greivous problem with your setup but I would not like to guess what it is

09.03.2026 13:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A clip studio pressure curve graph

A clip studio pressure curve graph

This is very specific but it might help other cartoonists. I came up with a pressure curve for Clip Studio on the iPad which makes it easier to go backwards and forwards (especially inking) from your desktop Cintiq setup. No blowouts on iPad strokes at what would be normal pressure on the Cintiq.

08.03.2026 12:25 👍 119 🔁 43 💬 3 📌 1
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Union street fire: support Haus of Hair Last month, my wonderful hairdresser and friend Gemma left her job to fulfil her dream of starting her own salon with fellow stylist Aimee. 'Haus of Hair' opened last week. I visited on Friday and wa...

My hairdresser and friend opened her business last week. Tonight it burned to the ground. This is devastating.

I’ve set up a fundraiser. If you haven’t done anything for international women’s day yet, here’s a chance to support a women-run business in need: www.paypal.com/pools/c/9nhn...

08.03.2026 23:16 👍 260 🔁 252 💬 1 📌 19
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USB holes - Bad Machinery It’s a classic night drive down the lost highway (to Hull). Production note: on the picture of the sign to Hull Docks that I used as reference had been vandalised to read “Coc s” (sic). Knowing the de...

New comic: "USB holes" badmachinery.com/comic/2026-0...

09.03.2026 07:26 👍 54 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 1

This curve works on any art app that feels wooden at the mid-top end of the pen pressure range on the iPad. It made Procreate feel more predictable to me too.

08.03.2026 12:28 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A clip studio pressure curve graph

A clip studio pressure curve graph

This is very specific but it might help other cartoonists. I came up with a pressure curve for Clip Studio on the iPad which makes it easier to go backwards and forwards (especially inking) from your desktop Cintiq setup. No blowouts on iPad strokes at what would be normal pressure on the Cintiq.

08.03.2026 12:25 👍 119 🔁 43 💬 3 📌 1

I suspect any zine would be an in-person thing for comic fairs, a PDF would be assured

07.03.2026 20:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are (often extensive) notes and drawings for things called "Tiki Year", "The Green Fork", "Live Forever"... plus big plot grids for things that were heavily reworked later. Easily 40+ pages. Is anyone interested in this in print form? I could also put it in the bin.

07.03.2026 18:02 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Looking for my clipboard (exciting times) I found the notebook with the notes for the original (often very different) versions of Wobbly Head, NEMS 2&3, Great British Bump Off, and several abandoned projects, all end-of-pandemic brain collapse with loads of sketches. Would this make a good zine?

07.03.2026 18:00 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0

All trackpad, what a pro

07.03.2026 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screengrab of my contributions to youraislopbores.me

A screengrab of my contributions to youraislopbores.me

youraislopbores.me is lucky to have me

07.03.2026 13:29 👍 57 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1

I wish you the best of luck, Jenny.

06.03.2026 16:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The drivers might be conflicting if you have many installed which could exacerbate the problem. I am very invested now!!!!

06.03.2026 14:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This sucks. My other suggestions: set up a dummy account on the Mac or connect it logged in as a guest. Connect it via a hub (or don’t). Connect it to a Mac it does work with and see if it’s visible over scanner sharing.

06.03.2026 14:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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VueScan Scanner Software for macOS, Windows, and Linux VueScan is the easiest way to get your scanner working on macOS, Windows and more. VueScan includes a driver for your scanner even though it isn't support anymore.

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06.03.2026 13:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I use an ancient (2010? earlier?) Canon LIDE and it still works with my M4 Mac if this helps. Have you tried using Vuescan rather than the native driver? Always worth a go.

06.03.2026 13:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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To seal the deal - Bad Machinery Clip and save Claire’s latest shredding! Collect ten and you can send off for an exclusive Palitoy Bobby Problems figure. Warning: features several choking hazards.

New comic: "To seal the deal" badmachinery.com/comic/2026-0...

06.03.2026 07:51 👍 52 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

It's good for marking the panels out. I can draw on lined, maths paper, whatever, but I seem to have settled on the dots.

05.03.2026 18:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This makes it sound like I wrote it in a day. It might read like that but it took somewhat longer.

05.03.2026 17:37 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A gathering of friends

A gathering of friends

A young man under pressure

A young man under pressure

A little light babysitting

A little light babysitting

A small woman thrown into the air

A small woman thrown into the air

I've written and roughed out the next issue of Solver (the final one of volume 2) today. Here's a gallery of images revealing the excitements to come in April, May and June.

05.03.2026 17:36 👍 58 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 1

I'm reserving my copy at Our Price

05.03.2026 17:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Witch Mike doing Magic

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