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I really wish both Children of Men & Starship Troopers didn't turn out to be prophecies

Irony is dead

Trump just declared that he’d ban trans women from the Olympics.

Only one openly transgender woman has ever competed in the Olympic Games in its history. In 2020. She did not win a medal.

This is fabricated controversy to fuel bigotry. Like banning trans women from owning nuclear weapons.

I had to buy this one when my last car unexpectedly died and have hated the payment every month.

Just paid off my car loan. Please clap.

Hoping for an end of session buzzer beater

I have a family member who was a long-time crew member of an KC-135, the refueling plane that crashed in Iraq, killing 4. Thankfully, he is out of the service now.

Eleven US service members are now dead, scores wounded, and the death toll of civilians keeps rising.

For what, exactly?

Maybe he’ll score a touchdown with his last half court heave

The killing of schoolchildren should shock our conscience and cause us to recoil in horror. A nation whose leaders can so easily shrug off the death of children, no matter the cause, is in need of moral repair. There must be accountability and lessons learned from this tragedy. And we must never forget that Iranian children, too, are children of God. 7:08 PM · Mar 12, 2026 · 7,179 Views

Shouldn't be rare to see this said by a US senator

Pretend that circumstances were completely different. Just imagine it and ignore reality.

Aslan had it fucking coming

Hey @stuffaboutmpls.bsky.social this would have been great for when I stole your phone to fast pass phish tunes at tooties back in the day

So to review: Oil > $100 a barrel, ~30% increase at pump. Mortgages >6%. We replaced one Supreme Leader with his more hardline son, whose whole family we killed. We murdered ~160 girls. Everybody in world but Bibi is pissed at us. Spent more in 1 week on war than USAID costed for 6 months.

Pulp fiction taught us that $5 is an outrageous price for a milkshake and I’m convinced nothing has changed in the world since 1994

Agree, but I hate that an ice cream cone costs $5

Heck yea.

Can’t let you get too comfortable

GFY

Bluesky meetup (I’ve ever been there either)

I’ve already read the book so I know that Ryan gosling ends the movie by saying ‘my god, it’s full of stars!’

You don't fucking say.

File Under: Not Somali

Extremely funny that one of the last things this guy, Tim LaCroix, did was vote to keep flying the old shitty state flag before getting charged with multiple felony tax evasion charges.

Republicans!

Telling the world you ran out of bombs after sucker-punching world superpowers <checks notes> Venezuela and Iran is not a flex. In fact, it makes us look like the blowhard paper tiger we are. You killed public education to fund the military for decades and ran out of bombs in two weeks

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

$3.59 in suburban Minneapolis yesterday

$11.3 billion could cover any of the following for a full year:
-1.4 million people on Medicaid
-19 million kids getting free school lunches
-1.4 million people getting affordable housing
-1.1 million hungry seniors fed
-0.8 million children given free child care

This is such absolute bullshit

That’s me and the office. Perfect mindless laughter for an hour in a run down drury inn or sleep inn after all day meetings.
Brooklyn 99 became another go-to in recent years