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Roleplayer | Front End Web Developer | Artist 18+ SFW An old, tired eldritch being - Pfp by Wiegmannor - Banner by me

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is complaining about his job, inaudible because Green is not paying attention. Green has his eyes closed, meditating instead.
Green: I must not suggest solutions. Solutions are the vent-killer. I will face the vent. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has passed, I will see its path, and there will be nothing. Only we will remain.

Blue has reached the end of his string of complaints, looking at Green with a frown as he finishes. Green looks at him, deeply focused.
Blue: ...And that is why my job sucks.
Green: Yes.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is complaining about his job, inaudible because Green is not paying attention. Green has his eyes closed, meditating instead. Green: I must not suggest solutions. Solutions are the vent-killer. I will face the vent. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has passed, I will see its path, and there will be nothing. Only we will remain. Blue has reached the end of his string of complaints, looking at Green with a frown as he finishes. Green looks at him, deeply focused. Blue: ...And that is why my job sucks. Green: Yes.

09.11.2023 10:28 πŸ‘ 2992 πŸ” 830 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 50

I'm so glad everyone turned out to vote no in August. Neither of these would have passed if we didn't.

It's great to see Ohio voters energized.

08.11.2023 14:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a key reason why I like voting is because it’s an entirely legal way to express my vast reserves of spite

07.11.2023 14:10 πŸ‘ 317 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

I can't wait to go get my free sticker today!!

Err, I mean, vote.

07.11.2023 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy third anniversary of the funniest political moment of all time.

07.11.2023 14:59 πŸ‘ 2513 πŸ” 664 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 49

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

05.11.2023 14:04 πŸ‘ 7841 πŸ” 2112 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 135
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We even have some adoptables available!

The first two are by Sunacra and and the last three are by me!

06.11.2023 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, do you like warrior cats rp? How about one that takes place in Yellowstone National Park in the early 1970s?

Well, great news! Sagesteppe is currently open for new players and new characters. Come check it out here:

www.sagesteppe.com/home

06.11.2023 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m excited to vote in support of weed legalization and reproductive freedom tomorrow in Ohio. So much feels beyond my control. But this, this I can and will do.

06.11.2023 13:53 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7

I'm kind of getting that itch to draw again. Maybe gonna work on some wcrp art this weekend.

I've got one collab in the works that I am excited about for Prey of the Rift!

01.11.2023 14:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Neo Mars
Personal work 2019

01.11.2023 13:30 πŸ‘ 831 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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If you are following or are being followed by this account, they are only 15!!! They are freely posting porn and interacting with TONS of 18+ accounts!!! They are following 4.8k accounts and have over 800 followers that probably don't know they are a minor!

25.10.2023 04:40 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 19

"I regret NOTHING." I say, through tear-filled eyes as I eat my pasta that I dumped an egregious amount of hot sauce into.

Silently, secretly, I do regret the flaming hot cheetos l brought with it, knowing I'm going to eat them afterward.

23.10.2023 16:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🌈πŸͺ±LEECH RAFFLE TIME🦷🎨
In order to extend my reach, I’m hosting a raffle for a complex icon!
Any species/mech/ect OK! Can do gore! Comes with or without detailed environment!
Simply: follow me + share this post
Ends November 1st
#raffle #artraffle #freeartraffle #icon #iconraffle #furry #furryraffle

20.10.2023 02:56 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Never too old to carve a pumpkin. Normally my freehand designs don't work out but I'm pretty happy with this one.

22.10.2023 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need my heartbeat to stop being so ~spicy~ today. I'd like to be able to work without the wind being knocked out of me every once in awhile >:/

19.10.2023 17:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Plesiosaurus skeleton shot from below in purple and blue lighting

A Plesiosaurus skeleton shot from below in purple and blue lighting

Fossils look better in bi lighting

04.10.2023 16:04 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Look I know you have a lot on your plate right now and it’s stressing you out but I’m gonna need you to abandon it all to lie still and become unconscious for about eight hours and if you can’t relax enough to do that your brain will destroy itself and everything will be so much worse. Sweet dreams!

19.10.2023 02:16 πŸ‘ 4270 πŸ” 919 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 58

[dying] no no it's my fault, i should have told you i'm allergic to poison

19.10.2023 13:46 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Well, might as well kick off this account. Hi, I'm Kiri! I just got into a video game design course in college, and I do freelance art in my spare time!

18.10.2023 14:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.10.2023 16:47 πŸ‘ 4301 πŸ” 1236 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 44
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ketchup diagram

18.10.2023 15:16 πŸ‘ 2588 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 24

tips for users joining us today:

- β€œsocial media” are apps where you follow other users and post life updates, jokes, and opinions
- β€œapp” is short for β€œapplication,” which you install on your phone
- to connect, you will first need to purchase a phone as well as a cellular and/or internet plan,

18.10.2023 12:28 πŸ‘ 332 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 5

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

17.10.2023 22:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn.

17.10.2023 13:53 πŸ‘ 470 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Realest with a quote from a show/ movie that’s actually good advice

17.10.2023 01:20 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 18

Almost done!! I'm hoping to be able to release it publicly once I've had a chance to go back through and clean up the code/add some more things.

17.10.2023 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0