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Apparently no bio means I’m a bot …… so hi 👋🏾 Relax this internet shit ain’t IRL but okay December Sag♐️ 90’s made me 2000s raised me

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So I met this shawty the other day, I got her number
Called her up like, "What you doin'?" She say, "Nothin'"
I say, "What's good?" She say, "Not much," I say, "Guess what?" She say, "What's up?"
I say, "I think we should hook up,"

12.03.2026 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t wanna change your mind ….

07.03.2026 04:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More times than not the real problem is principle vs the actual issue that’s why comprehension is soooooooooo important

06.03.2026 20:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Friday!!!

Stay dangerous 😈

06.03.2026 20:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk who needs to hear this but this is the sign you’re looking for go with your gut.

05.03.2026 09:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Be okay with telling people “no” without further explanation.

For a lil added razzle dazzle

HELL NO

05.03.2026 09:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish some of yall would have children, because clearly you need someone to play with. 🫠🤯

28.02.2026 19:06 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

How you feeling today? You ate yet?

26.02.2026 21:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You still up? Wyd?

25.02.2026 08:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bring back #WCW I’m tryna see something

25.02.2026 04:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some of yall never seen( I,Robot) and it shows 🫠

23.02.2026 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Working 3rd and being off the following day is actually a scam 🤯🤔🫠

21.02.2026 07:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.02.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which one

18.02.2026 00:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In comparison his other work 5.8/10 🫠

17.02.2026 19:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dream girls will never leave you.

17.02.2026 19:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Arc Raiders got me in a chokehold fr

14.02.2026 13:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hope you have the day you deserve.❤️

12.02.2026 11:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything

12.02.2026 01:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Superior

10.02.2026 07:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Funniest thing still is getting good and high then playing Among Us on VR 😂😂

07.02.2026 19:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So y’all be playing silent library during secssss?

07.02.2026 19:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hear me out 🙄

07.02.2026 18:47 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Comprehension!

07.02.2026 07:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I ball? Can I chill? Can I stunt?

04.02.2026 08:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please don’t flirt with me, cause my pull up/ catch a flight ✈️ is out of this world. Hell yea I’m tryna see you baby

04.02.2026 07:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me and hoe just broke up let’s take a trip boo

19.01.2026 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning, it’s the third day of the year. Did you go to the gym, start saving money, sign up for a new hobby? Hell did YOU do what you said you were gonna do?

03.01.2026 11:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drop sum SMOKEY 💨💨💨

14.12.2025 17:45 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And for the record I don’t need a pen pal you have 48 hrs to be tryna see me.

12.12.2025 09:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0