Amelia

Why did nobody tell me Being John Malkovich is like that

She’s got a fast hog… I’ve got a ticket to anyhog….

I clown on CanCon a lot but gotta say ‘I’m from Waterloo where the vampires hang out’ is maybe the best line delivery of all time. Saluting Always Sunny guy for a surprisingly serviceable Canadian accent

WHEEZing

Now she’s saying boing

Watching my girlfriend stream a Mario taking all of my willpower to not type SHE LOVES PIPE every time there’s a pipe

ARTIST'S STATEMENT: It's fine if you jack off to this. I hope it turns you gay.

putting this in the front

THATS MY WIIIIIIFE 😤😤😤

Sure FB is evil but is also under-utilized as a grounding exercise I’ll be going through it and open the feed and see someone I know doing their pregnancy announcement via running a marathon at Disney World. Deeply affirming of the kind of life I’ve chosen to live

Truest Toronto experience is walking into Shoppers and saying oh my god I can’t afford any of this shit

Hate to say that Scott Pilgrim the movie the game is rlly bringing it w the Toronto references in a way the first game didn’t

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

😤😤😤

How the fuck are ppl bootlicking for free

I am the Tom of Finland of Moomin

Got the lowdown I’m going to well. Let’s just say.

😭😭😭💗💗💗💗💗

Vaporizing the exes of every beautiful woman with my mind beam. This is the merciful option

Throwing eggs at Yorgos Lanthimos as per usual

Set up as rich in horror allegory as a Japanese internment camp and they’re like what if the real horror is scary mommy woman in a kimono walking weird. The hatred in my heart

Can they stop making seasons of acclaimed anthology series where they’re not exclusively white dudes but suck badly. Shaking my fist at The Terror season two yelling THIS SHOULD BE GOOD but it’s NOT AUGHHHH

Chickadee perched on sumac facing left

Same chickadee now pointing directly towards camera

Same chickadee faces left now holding a piece of sumac in its beak

Who wants to see pics from today’s cold walk most photogenic chickadee poses for me w sumac snack

The pope. But I am loving pope as adjective

JOYCE MESSIER - “Of bodies of water and forest-covered surfaces, clusters of light where the cities lie. You've seen the montage, we all have -- this world is enough,” she concludes.

CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.

Also if your only point of reference for fragrance is getting blasted into next week by Axe or bath and body works there are so many esoteric perfume houses that will have you smelling like a whole vibe. The world is larger than just adolescent musk and sugar cookie vanilla sparkle

Cannot recommend enough trying perfume samples for gender reasons smell is an underrated means of euphoria… spend $3 today…

Boomers are right about ellipses I love trailing off

I love my simp wife @suswave.bsky.social

Finally… some guy here to tell women not to curse… the world’s been waiting…