lol the playground 3 blocks from my house in my woke infill neighborhood in austin looks EXACTLY like this. the slides are tan though.
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lol the playground 3 blocks from my house in my woke infill neighborhood in austin looks EXACTLY like this. the slides are tan though.
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 15
it's not helping the nerves that both TX-sen candidates' home counties are still reporting zero results
ken paxton is going to win this runoff. no one voting for wesley hunt has any interest in john cornyn.
For those unaware, the shamwow guy is primarying a Republican up north of Austin.
(sea monster bio)
You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic
Well, the 2 year statute of limitations isn't up on the campaign finance crimes he committed in Travis County in the Jose Garza race. I never understood why County Attorney Delia Garza never filed charges on that: $600K in never-reported spending documented by the @wsj.com, w/ no consequences.
maybe we schtomp on it and sqvish it
American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
this fuckin guy
figma restricted how many pages you can create in a file on the free plan but they didn't count on how many stupid unnecessary pages i'd already created that i can reuse. bad idea reincarnation.
boooooooooo
greg bovino? with the haircut?
"I don't believe in phrenology, but I do believe in [insert definition of phrenology here]," is where we're at w/ the new CBS news contributors.
CBS now apparently stands Critical Bumps (on) Skulls. Didn't take long to completely discredit this institution from the inside. What a joke.
I think the solution to this worry is to knock all this dumb shit off
@kutnews.bsky.social today would be a great day to leave twitter and start posting on bluesky!
A screenshot of Twitter showing @KUT's account with the first post being from December 2018.
the twitter logged out experience is such a jumbled mess. the first two posts shown on the feed for our local NPR affiliate are over SEVEN YEARS OLD. timely stuff.
In case anyone was wondering what a sovereign citizen birth announcement looks like…
This ran in the print edition of the Houston Chronicle on Sunday…
you will never convince me he doesn't glue that beard on every morning
‘THE BEEKEEPER 2’ will release on January 15, 2027 in theaters.
Directed by Timo Tjahjanto.
Democrats will continue to vote for Republican judges (like this guy, who refused to say who won the 2020 election) until Democrats are punished for voting for Republican judges
this is fucking amazing. this is an announcement about a bike lane. look what he does with it!
Eric Adams named the acting president of Venezuela
Throughout their win vs Botswana at AFCON, a DR Congo supporter replicated the stance of Patrice Lumumba, a key figure in African and Congolese independence who was assassinated in 1961 following a joint plot between political opponents, Belgium, the US, and UK 🇨🇩
In/Out List for 2026 In Learning for fun, not just for school or work "Wait, let me look that up" Scrolling straight to the Personal life section Curiosity Learning how to edit Wikipedia Knowing random facts and where they came from Telling the group chat about your research Longer attention spans Out Doomscrolling Making fun of people who like to learn Misinformation Not citing your sources
🗣️ LET’S MAKE CURIOSITY COOL IN 2026
Texas House Speaker Joe Straus retired in 2017, but his PAC has since spent +$2 million on political consultants. Another retired lawmaker's campaign account has made $1.2 million via investments.
A wild look at how lax campaign finance laws allow ex-lawmakers to spend big, long after retiring:
Wow: Harris County Democratic officials voted Sunday 186 to 80 to bar Houston Mayor John Whitmire from seeking the party's endorsement over his handling of ICE and appearing at a fundraiser for Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-Tx)
Story by @fbugenhagen.bsky.social:
www.chron.com/politics/art...
it's wild to me that sqlite, something installed on practically every device in existence, was created by one guy that has never made a cent off it. just a dude with a generous spirit and an unstyled personal home page. he should have a nobel! www.hwaci.com/drh/
OTD 12/14/1987:
the #teenagemutantNinjaturtles 🐢 cartoon debuted!
#TMMT posters became good luck charms for the ‘90 #Pittsburgh #Pirates 🏴☠️ as they won their 1st NL East title in 11 years!
Spanky: “All of us catchers are turtles. We have the outfit.”
#LetsGoBucs
