Mug of coffee with what looks like a smiling face in the foam on top.
Despite a fairly standardised process, my coffee machine seems to create a different face each morning. I know what you’re thinking - is the coffee machine inherently good or evil? Is it happy because today will be a good day or is it happy because today will be difficult? Data collection continues.
A graph showing the number of people named Miles born per hour. It has grown exponentially since 1980.
In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.
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If I were Canadian PM I would immediately:
1. Create a new $15B science fund
2. Offer any credentialed US scientist funding for lab startup and replacement of NIH grants if they move to Canada
3. Immediate permanent residency
4. Citizenship after 2 years
Overnight a science superpower
Another 4 years of waking up each morning & waiting to see what our US friends on the other side of the Western Irish Ocean (yes, we renamed it) have done /said since we went to bed.
