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*Bratan*

@mazov

The furies are in the mirror Mazovian socioeconomics enjoyer He/Him

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Why buy one horse when I could own 10% of 20 hypothetical horses that the rich can gamble on?

12.03.2026 01:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Buy stock in horses

12.03.2026 01:23 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
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a man in a hot dog costume has the words whoever did this just confess above him Alt: a man in a hot dog costume has the words whoever did this just confess above him

Seriously, Israel tried to convince Turkey that Iran fired at them.

11.03.2026 23:18 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Just in case yall think I’m playing

11.03.2026 20:50 👍 88 🔁 45 💬 13 📌 31

I really need Ohio to do the right thing for this election. I’m really trying to be optimistic.

11.03.2026 21:53 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

2026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news

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ABC News tweet about the FBI warning that Iran wants to retaliate by launching drones against the West Coast

ABC News tweet about the FBI warning that Iran wants to retaliate by launching drones against the West Coast

The consequences of our actions rarely come lubed

11.03.2026 22:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really do not understand how any man cheats in this economy

11.03.2026 21:27 👍 42 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

Jesus was into feet.
Jesus liked whipping people.
Jesus was kind of a messy bitch.
Jesus tamed a dragon when he was a baby.
Jesus resurrected a kid once to vouch he didn't murder him.

I like mine better and all of that was actually in the Bible (at one point).

11.03.2026 14:07 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

…oh. okay. wasn’t actually trying to be correct here, but quelle surprise:

10.03.2026 17:03 👍 66 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 1
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Jake Lang thinks he's texting with a 15 year old girl...

10.03.2026 10:29 👍 17 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 4
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Someone catfished that Jake Lang white supremacist guy pretending to be a 15 year old girl and he took the bait in the worst possible way.

10.03.2026 18:01 👍 1748 🔁 349 💬 46 📌 81

Trump : Who wears short shorts

Rubio & Vance : WE WEAR SHORT SHORTS

11.03.2026 12:18 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Handy advice

11.03.2026 03:55 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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I STILL DONT KNOW IF MY FAMILY IS ALIVE OR WHERE THEY ARE

11.03.2026 04:08 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

What're they gonna do; check?

11.03.2026 04:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Might

11.03.2026 00:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Butlerian Jihad when

11.03.2026 00:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump reading this:

10.03.2026 23:32 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Taco Bell is now just as expensive as Chipotle.

Baffling.

10.03.2026 20:18 👍 1729 🔁 120 💬 16 📌 65

Did you know you can just pay artists to make stuff for you?

10.03.2026 02:22 👍 45 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

NEXUS MODS TOP DOWNLOADED

- Delete women
- Make woman naked
- Make woman boob big
- Add ability to kill women
- Fix game crashes & stability issues and quality of life upgrades
- Package of delete women make woman naked make woman boob big and kill women mods

10.03.2026 20:16 👍 428 🔁 105 💬 18 📌 5

Fragged*
ACAB includes autocorrect

10.03.2026 23:46 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

10.03.2026 20:09 👍 3160 🔁 461 💬 38 📌 6
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can't stop saying this

10.03.2026 23:17 👍 2733 🔁 763 💬 0 📌 0
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Sleepercel sounds like a new type of incel that can't even get laid on dreams

10.03.2026 22:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Sleeper cell" sounds restful.
SleeperCel sounds like the kind that will shoot you.

10.03.2026 22:54 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0