DarthVandigo

Key might be done for the season with that hamstring injury.

There's way more evidence of Donald Trump being a pedophile than Iran making nukes.

#FellForItAgain

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️

republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️

“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️

villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️

powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️

list goes on

Fresh tariff chaos is a distraction from school girl-killing Iran invasion chaos is a distraction from Trump is in the Epstein files 1000x is a distraction from ICE is occupying our cities and killing immigrants and American citizens alike is a distraction from earlier tariffs is a distraction from

voluntarily joined ICE in April 2025 and is proud of her work there. voluntarily became a special AUSA during ICE surge. had a meltdown in court that, while entertaining and confirmed a lot of people's priors, was revealing about her character and abilities, not in a good way. sure, run for office!

JJ Redick being critical of how the Bam game ended on the same night he left Reaves in for two extra minutes after he pulled Luka and Minnesota pulled their starters so Austin could get to 30 points is interesting

168 children and 14 teachers were killed by one of those "little trips."

168 children and 14 teachers are dead.

And people are cheering and clapping about the number of human lives ended at a big, happy pep rally

The "Pro Life" party.

So does your article

The Utah Jazz got fined half a million dollars for holding Bam Adebayo to 23 points

??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury

How comfortable would you feel walking through a field if someone told you "We took out most of the mines"

Exclusive: Foreign hacker in 2023 compromised Epstein files held by FBI, source and documents show The hack occurred after a server at the Child Exploitation Forensic Lab in the FBI’s New York Field Office was inadvertently left vulnerable by a special agent.

Scoop: Here’s the bonkers story of how a foreign hacker inadvertently (?) broke into an evidence server holding FBI Epstein material in 2023 and then threatened to call in law enforcement when they found it was full of CSAM.
www.reuters.com/world/us/for...

Grammarly Pulls Down Explosively Controversial Feature That Impersonates Writers Without Their Permission Shishir Mehrotra, CEO of Grammarly's owner Superhuman, has announced that the company is "disabling" a feature that impersonated journalists.

BREAKING: Grammarly is pulling down its explosively controversial feature that impersonates writers without their consent

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Hillary is fucking FURIOUS that she didn't get to bomb Iran

I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

I think it’s a better tribute to Kobe to keep going when you’ve been told to stop

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

The oldest gay basketball league in the world turns 40 A two-part feature on the history, heart, and social impact of the San Francisco Gay Basketball Association's Castro League.

the san francisco gay basketball association has survived through hostility, battles with the city over space to play, loss of community members, a pandemic, and is about to turn 40

in a two-part feature, ben peterson wrote about the oldest gay basketball league in the world for BASKETBALL FEELINGS

Hell fucking no

how do tradeoffs work? what is proportionality? what is base rate neglect? are magnets powered by space wizards?

Dozens of U.S. service members in Kuwait suffered serious injuries, including burns, brain trauma and shrapnel wounds, sources say About 30 U.S. service members remained hospitalized Tuesday after an Iranian drone strike in Kuwait.

NEW: The Iranian drone strike that killed 6 U.S. troops in Kuwait at the start of the war was far more devastating than previously disclosed.

Dozens suffered traumatic brain injuries, burns, and shrapnel wounds. At least one required an amputation. More than 30 remain hospitalized. (CBS News)

U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says

BREAKING NYT:

An ongoing military investigation has determined that the United States is responsible for a deadly Tomahawk missile strike on an Iranian elementary school, according to U.S. officials and others familiar with the preliminary findings. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

I'm going to assume all the people bashing Bam Adebayo this morning also bashed the blatant stat chasing Kobe Bryant did in his final game, jacking up 50 shots to get his 60 points. I'm sure they're not all hypocrites.

It’s incredibly alpha to be afraid to buy shoes that fit because you think it might make your boss dad angry

seems bad

Not really breaking any news here.

I’m hearing that in response to the Wizards allowing a non-scoring big man to put up 83 points on them for their 48th loss in 64 games, Adam Silver will be fining the Utah Jazz $3 million.

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share: