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@isagenzken.bsky.social made me think of u

I know a guy that knows a guy… meet behind the Burger King in Tiergarten, code word “plant based nuggets”

Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide WASHINGTON—Saying the plight of white South African farmers affected him on a deeply personal level, President Donald Trump issued a statement Thursday in which he shared his own experiences as a victim of white genocide. “I’ve kept quiet about my past out of a fear that I could still be persecuted, but I too know […]

Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide
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to hide their butt quacks

Pissing never gets old

Can this be a guitar pedal?

I am so over instagram 😭

@isagenzken.bsky.social why do ducks have feathers

hot take: Jesus was a lifestyle influencer (possibly a thirst trapper, too)

to the terfs. you don’t call a butterfly a caterpillar

This is a real question: do Christian fundamentalists baptise a miscarriage?

Light of a Clear Blue Morning YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic

Healing for the wretched soul #dp

What have you done today to make you feel proud? #heathersmall #livelovelaugh #blueskyonabrandnewmorning

TBF, I like to sit on my table and lick my anus from time to time. It has nothing to do with being bored with my company, it’s just something I enjoy doing.

This is just the most straightforward way to have the caption read. I think since the onion is known for one-line jokes there’s not much point in having different content. Idk 🤷‍♀️ just being an internet-Karen today

It’s important for visually impaired people to be able to easily get text-to-speech

Petition to also rename the Gulf of California - “Gulf of Karen”

Trump doesn’t seem to care about America at all, just the USA. So MAGA should’ve really been MUSAGA?

With Trump in there the White House could also be called the Orangerie

The whole MAGA is wrong then. Should be MUSAGA (which sounds dangerously close to Greek food)

This will still make it in the history books.

Omg I found this really cute pic of Musk and Trump!

Which Emperor wore it best? #villains

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Hot take - arrest anybody opening a can of red bull on public transportation during the hours of 6am and 10pm

Elon said he’ll take the death of a few dozen people to get rid of DEI policies. I say I’ll take the death of all billionaires, period. (But sure - if they give up their billions and return to being just millionaires they can live)

The Palestinian Prisoners Club says “every time prisoners are released, we find the prisoners’ bodies reflecting the level of crimes committed against them, including torture that is unprecedented in its level after October 7”.

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If this doesn’t scream 1930s Germany I don’t know what will.