jenny fatso

Just saw two teenage girls having a tantric make out sesh in the park. God bless the youth!

Okayyyyyy day two of no comic sans but also day two of no background oriole bird/brick. Please tell the powers that be that they should split the difference! This one is too boring!

Unless these CEOs are choking, I do not wanna see them eat!

We had so much fun! Great to meet ya! Yay I’m glad everything was tasty

Now that the Olympics are over, my dude is READY for the World Cup (as long as there are treats in the balls)

Any update on the comic sans? lol (but I am very curious!)

Baltimore Orioles owner David Rubenstein possibly connected to DHS purchase of warehouse for migrant jails.

important work from Bradford

Lord’s work, ty!

Can I inquire about the comic sans? Just a Sarasota thing? All season? Outlet/press specific?

The threads are THREADING, sister Gretzky. (To be that rich and to have THAT bad of work done is magical, isn’t it?)

💕women💕

Nancy’s Daughter + Melanie’s at Griffith’s Tavern Bake Sale poster. Saturday, February 28th, Noon - Sellout. The poster has cute cookies, breads, pop tarts, and puff pastry delights floating around.

For the five strangers that follow me and live in Baltimore, my wife and I are running a pop up bake sale at Melanie’s in Hampden on 2/28. Come, buy a treat or two, then belly up to their bar and have a time! Looking forward to meeting, make yourself known!

Salami haus

I read it yesterday and still don’t understand what it is trying to report and/or comment on?? Like, a Heated Rivalry Dyke Night theme had a couple of middle-aged gay men sad? Heated Rivalry is literally FOR WOMEN (and everyone) and historically dykes LOVE gay boy stories/porn/iconography. 🙃

The world is burning but I plucked the three thick hairs under my chin and it is so smooth and I can’t stop touching it. This is where dopamine is generated and little else

This was one of the bosses' explicit goals in getting Trump elected - crush the strong Biden era labor market in order to discipline workers and make them submit to abuse and exploitation. That, not burrito taxi prices, was the actual economic stakes of the 2024 election

dutch speed skater named femke kok

nodding

I'm sick of living in a world filled with people whose only ambition is Make Number Go Up

A folk art paper collage reading “ice out”. Themes are ham/pigs, capitalism, Christianity, I guess.

My wife threw a valentines making party and I decided to collage this I guess?? Zoom in for goodies :) #iceout

The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal

Nothing I love more than seeing the BPD helicopter up and circling when our bus stops, bike lanes and sidewalks are still covered in a foot of ice. I could really list anything at the end of that sentence though. Grab shovels, you pigs! 👮‍♂️🐽🐷

Solidarity with Minneapolis. Shut down 31 Hopkins. Abolish ICE. Logos of People Power Assembly, Greater Baltimore DSA, Baltimore PSL, Free State Coalition, Baltimore Campuses for Liberation, indivisible Baltimore, Malaya Movement, Indivisible Baltimore, JVP Baltimore, Baltimore Baby Fund, Speak Out Now Socialists, Baltimore Federal Unionists Network, General Strike Maryland, Diaspora Pa'lanta Collective, and Love Thy Neighbor. Friday, 1/30, 2pm. 31 Hopkins Pl.

SHUT! IT! DOWN!!!!!

Friday, January 30th at 2pm
31 Hopkins Plaza

NO ICE IN BALTIMORE! NO ICE ANYWHERE!

@jvp.bsky.social @generalstrikeus.bsky.social @speakoutsocialists.org @pslweb.bsky.social @bbbfund.bsky.social @freestatecoalition.bsky.social @indivisiblebaltimo.bsky.social

Leaving messages to local men on nextdoor like, “heeeyyyyyy boyyyyyyssss ✨💖🦵👠”

Me, a 300lb butch dyke on snow days:

Cig in the presser will comment on that Mendoza run with, “that was cool, wunnit?”

There is always money for rich people to burn but never enough for normal people to survive

I am going to go earlier than Roland Park/Guilford as many of those houses were not built/occupied for at least another decade. Maybbbbeeee Bolton Hill for that Bolton Hill/Reservoir Hill split but this is a wild guess?

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

Dawg, wtf