The government: yeah we’re helping an illegal war of aggression but we’re doing it defensively 😏 oh and the PM knowingly appointed an Epstein Mafia guy
The opposition parties: put Soldier F on the banknotes 🤬 fuck the badgers
This country just isn’t serious. It feels like 2020 all over again seeing Southeast Asia start to take preventative measures because they’re scared about running out of petrol and our discourse is “the money’s face makes me sad”
Man’s arguing about war criminals on a fiver when that’s how much beans are probably going to cost in six months
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Didn’t realise yer da was up
Yeah it’s not like current events have entirely vindicated that approach in the last week or anything
I think Leeds’ll be ok bar a complete collapse
Way I’m seeing it Burnley and wolves are probably down. West Ham have got a bit of a fight in them, Forest who knows. But Spurs haven’t won a Barclays game this year and they seem to be in a spiral at this point. If they don’t beat Forest they’re absolutely in the shit
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Honestly this is becoming appointment comedy viewing
A spurs pundit wearing a cheap Ange Postecoglou mask, a small clown hat and bow tie talkSPORT IS IGOR TUDOR'S TIME AT SPURS OVER? LIVE LIVE SPORT: LEVERKUSEN v ARSENAL (CHAMPIONS LEAGUE) - TOMORROW ON talkSPORT 2 FF
This is outsider art at this point. An absolutely magnificent crash out by Spurs pundits. He should be in his car screaming like Dan Hentschel
Ideal male physique tbh
All you had to do was keep your bases in the gulf and threaten but not directly attack Iran and your regional hegemony might’ve gone on for a decade or two longer, you might have even got lucky with Iran flipping. Now your economy’s fucked, you’ve shown the GCC they’re expendable for *nothing*
American soldiers stood around a mural of the town towers exploding while the chad Saddam has a cigar and laughs
Nice argument. However i have already portrayed you as the soyfacing American soldiers and myself as the chad Saddam Hussein laughing at 9/11
About time
Well the energy secretary posted they’d manage to successfully escort a tanker out, only to delete it ten minutes later when it was obvious bullshit. Somebody made bank in the meantime shorting the oil price and the Fed is actively interfering in the markets, so let’s see how that goes
We all thought that game of thrones last series was horse shit when benioff was like “yeah Dany just forgot about the iron fleet”, but honestly that hack hastily wrapping it up hoping he’d get the Star Wars gig was unintentionally prescient
We listened. We heard you. And that’s why we’re legislating to put industrial solvents in your pizza
None of us could vote for Kamala Keith
He genuinely might crash out the league worse than Frank de Boer
Igor Poodor, more like
U.S. officials are posting fake news to manipulate markets. It won't protect them from inflationary tsunami they've imposed on Americans. Markets are facing biggest shortfall in HISTORY: bigger than Arab Oil Embargo, Iran's Islamic Revolution and the Kuwait invasion COMBINED. Event / Conflict Year Volume Lost (MBP Hormuz Blockade (Current) 2026 ~20.0 Iranian Revolution 1978 5.6 Yom Kippur War (Embargo) 1973 4.4 Iraq-Kuwait War 1990 4.3 Iran-Iraq War 1980 4.0 Russia-Ukraine Invasion 2022 1.0 - 3.0
Case in point, Aragchi posting this:
Like it reasonably held well in Covid but then people spent 2 years on the computer and got real weird with it. Given how Britain’s infrastructure works (housing estates with no transport links) I imagine it could be a similar experience if the government says you’re only allowed so much petrol
They’ll just say it’s those perfidious Iranians fault for daring to fight back
Your nan getting pissed off because she saw an AI video that Labour were handing out Jerry cans to asylum seekers for their new state issued Ferraris
Could you imagine if petrol rationing has to happen here now. Yer Facebook pilled da saying he can have as much as he wants because Magna Carta and getting sparked out on the forecourt by another driver
Eat my shit and hair
