You, a chud: I get my news from the guys telling me Keir Starmer has played a blinder avoiding this war, that he’s definitely involved in, and the people who just repeat the US administrations nonsense
Me, enlightened: I get my news from Telegram and posters
Western outlets really don’t have a clue what’s going on outside of maybe Declassified. Or at least that’s the impression they want to give
Keep getting told there’s more money in my pocket like I’m a spoilt child but there definitely isn’t
They can raise it with special permission from the government/ if they get exceptional financial support. Raised it 7.49% last year and going for it again
Council tax going up 7.5% again this year 🫠
Council tax going up 7.5% again this year 🫠
I’m a guardian journalist. PM has just been caught red handed waving through an Epstein connected ambassador despite being warned not to. You’d think I’d be on that but I was just jacking off to some tits and had a Proustian revelation about Zack Polanski’s previous Sun encounter. More money please
Who gives a shit Peter
Patriots are in control in *checks notes* didsbury
Actually did you know it was complicated that the British empire incarnate starved 3 million in bengal?! I am very smart
The government: yeah we’re helping an illegal war of aggression but we’re doing it defensively 😏 oh and the PM knowingly appointed an Epstein Mafia guy
The opposition parties: put Soldier F on the banknotes 🤬 fuck the badgers
This country just isn’t serious. It feels like 2020 all over again seeing Southeast Asia start to take preventative measures because they’re scared about running out of petrol and our discourse is “the money’s face makes me sad”
Man’s arguing about war criminals on a fiver when that’s how much beans are probably going to cost in six months
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Didn’t realise yer da was up
Yeah it’s not like current events have entirely vindicated that approach in the last week or anything
I think Leeds’ll be ok bar a complete collapse
Way I’m seeing it Burnley and wolves are probably down. West Ham have got a bit of a fight in them, Forest who knows. But Spurs haven’t won a Barclays game this year and they seem to be in a spiral at this point. If they don’t beat Forest they’re absolutely in the shit
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Honestly this is becoming appointment comedy viewing
A spurs pundit wearing a cheap Ange Postecoglou mask, a small clown hat and bow tie talkSPORT IS IGOR TUDOR'S TIME AT SPURS OVER? LIVE LIVE SPORT: LEVERKUSEN v ARSENAL (CHAMPIONS LEAGUE) - TOMORROW ON talkSPORT 2 FF
This is outsider art at this point. An absolutely magnificent crash out by Spurs pundits. He should be in his car screaming like Dan Hentschel
Ideal male physique tbh
All you had to do was keep your bases in the gulf and threaten but not directly attack Iran and your regional hegemony might’ve gone on for a decade or two longer, you might have even got lucky with Iran flipping. Now your economy’s fucked, you’ve shown the GCC they’re expendable for *nothing*
American soldiers stood around a mural of the town towers exploding while the chad Saddam has a cigar and laughs
Nice argument. However i have already portrayed you as the soyfacing American soldiers and myself as the chad Saddam Hussein laughing at 9/11
About time
Well the energy secretary posted they’d manage to successfully escort a tanker out, only to delete it ten minutes later when it was obvious bullshit. Somebody made bank in the meantime shorting the oil price and the Fed is actively interfering in the markets, so let’s see how that goes
We all thought that game of thrones last series was horse shit when benioff was like “yeah Dany just forgot about the iron fleet”, but honestly that hack hastily wrapping it up hoping he’d get the Star Wars gig was unintentionally prescient
We listened. We heard you. And that’s why we’re legislating to put industrial solvents in your pizza
