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An pencil sketch illustration of different spring flowers and their petal shapes, by mojacookie

A visual guide to spring flowers in East Asia. Clockwise from top right, in Japanese. I added English + Korean and Chinese Mandarin readings below

梅 plum (ume/maehwa/mei)
杏 apricot (anzu/salgu/xing)
李 plum (sumomo/jadu/li)
桃 peach (momo/boksung-a/tao)
櫻 cherry (sakura/beotkkeot/ying)

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This was really good!!
youtu.be/obX-HGs-PS8?...

Your top priority as a Democratic officeholder or candidate is to outline specific consequences for every simpering fascist functionary or you're guaranteed more of this and worse

Photographs of a dinosaur-looking bird, the shoebill, and popstar Sabrina Carpenter, overlaid with a height comparison showing both are 152 cm, with visual graphics saying the magazine's name SSWAGGER and some Chinese characters

Photographs of a shoebill and popstar Sabrina Carpenter overlaid with a height comparison showing that, yes indeed, both are just 152 cm

I can't even begin to describe this photograph. I think that might be Taylor Swift on a night out with Sabrina Carpenter. But Sabrina is photoshopped to have a shoebill face and talons, with wing-tips coming out her coat but still Sabrina's hair

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

this is a gintama arc that would go on for 5 episodes somehow

"Grammarly has never been interested in writing, or even improving it. Its only interest is in making money...The company's business model is designed to make people feel insecure about their own writing so that they believe that they need an AI assistant to do something as simple as send an email."

Good news that the digitised Beowulf manuscript has survived the digital equivalent of the Cottonian Library fire, the British Library cyberattack of 2023

buzzfeed turning to ai is funny because when i was a kid they were known to everyone online as "the site that steals our posts" and they spent a decade fixing that image and just when they started seeming respectable they turned right back into "the site that steals all our posts"

fujoshi are a sign of fertile soil, like a parasol mushroom in your potting soil. when you see them, even where you may not expect one, you should be grateful for their presence. it is a fortuitous sign of growth to come, and an inspiring reminder of their resilience and adaptability.

Are you down?

Oh my lord. Well, I’ll just say … it doesn’t affect me personally at this point, but if it did, it wouldn’t anymore after this if you get my drift.

There should be more HijiKane

One fear

Yet again, I had people asking me, "What if I say the wrong thing?"

Conservatives never worry about this. Why should you? They proudly wear their bigotry so you should feel no shame in pushing back against that.

It is enough to say you simply do not want bad things to happen.

Bowen Yang from that one SNL sketch where he says "I don't want to be funny, I want to be hot" but edited to read "I don't want to be one of the most brilliant lights of our age, I want a huge fat ass"

5 ticket shaped cards in a pink theme, depicting a mermaid, sea turtle, clownfish and pom pom crab

5 ticket shaped postcards in a gold and black theme, depicting a gulper eel, oarfish, anglerfish, mermaid and vampire squid

5 ticket shaped postcards in a blue and starry theme, depicting flying fish, sunfish, moon fish, whale shark and eagle rays.

5 ticket postcards in a woodsy camping theme, depicting a Sturgeon, American Eel, fly river turtle, rainbow trout and northern pike

🥺 It’s my birthday this week, can a girl get a retweet and show me your favorite fish???

Poison life itself

Why wait?

Copilot deeznuts, Microsoft

three weeks, to the day

Had to change my train reservation a few times. Not a problem. Zero dollars. Change it again if you want, we don't care. We're the train

Nothing like having a surprise transphobe and low IQ drama bitch fuckboy suddenly come into your email out of nowhere that I never signed up for and telling nijisanji to go fuck themselves

Then watch towards the terra right after it

Pluto - Naoki Urasawa

Black hat with brim with white text embroidered on it saying "Ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer"

the first rule of forklift operation is have fun and be yourself