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I can’t dance but I like a beat

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The Raiders, and also the rest of the AFC West right now:

youtu.be/-rsEs4HWXeY?...

11.03.2026 01:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you don’t have your mortgage wagered on a Mahomes MVP, I don’t know what to tell you

10.03.2026 17:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Color Game — How Well Can You Remember Colors? We show you colors. You recreate them from memory. Challenge friends to beat your score. It's harder than you think. Play free at dialed.gg.

I kicked ass at this. My color memory is a 44.9/50.

dialed.gg?c=F8C754

10.03.2026 17:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 15317 🔁 3183 💬 285 📌 227

He looks like Oscar the Grouch fucked Eugene Levy in his trash can

10.03.2026 16:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Ben, ‘speed running Eugene Levy’ is SO in right now.”

“…really?”

“Lmao for sure”

10.03.2026 16:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s March, so plenty of time for me to be wrong. But I don’t get it

10.03.2026 15:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Other than the franchises that have already told us they’re going to be scraping the bottom for the foreseeable future, no team feels more “This Isn’t Gonna Work” than Miami to me. What even is the theory with that build

10.03.2026 15:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I don’t feel good about people, or about the cry laugh emoji, but I believe this has to be bot responses. I have to believe it

10.03.2026 01:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re a couple days away from having the full McMahon reaction treatment on gas prices

10.03.2026 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leaving 3 feet of piss on the floor in front of the urinals: interference

10.03.2026 00:24 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The “Brock Purdy throws the most catchable ball in the NFL” heads are gonna be seriously tested, I’ll tell you that much

09.03.2026 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do they realize they can’t still try to win the 2020 Super Bowl

09.03.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

So, again: Good for him! Not my money!

09.03.2026 18:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like, I know $10M fully guaranteed sounds like a lot for Jahan Dotson. And to him, and me, and you, it is

Arthur Blank is worth about $11B

I deeply need you to understand how much more a billion is than a million

09.03.2026 18:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If they ever fix the pixelation issue I’ll delete this app. I love it so much

09.03.2026 18:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t they, though? Didn’t we just see like a dozen contract restructurings and dead cap hits? It’s just not a big deal to these billionaires.

09.03.2026 18:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only correct opinion about any free agent signing is “Good for him—it’s not MY money”

09.03.2026 17:59 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 2

This released the day after I finally cleared Ascension 20 in the original STS. The Silent Forever.

09.03.2026 17:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

John “I fucking mean it about Isaiah Likely” Harbaugh

09.03.2026 17:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
09.03.2026 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“His play was at its usual level, because he was in the Pro Bowl, the same game that featured Shedeur Sanders” is S-tier agent fellating

09.03.2026 15:40 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

This is like that one fridge magnet word jumble game on MDMA

09.03.2026 15:27 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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We Are Saddened To Report That LinkedIn Has Exploded There's no more business or job -- thank you!

linkedin has exploded sorry everyone audipenny.substack.com/p/we-are-sad...

08.03.2026 19:29 👍 46 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 2

Well, no. I have *good* opinions

09.03.2026 01:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like, sure: vanilla bean can be the best *vanilla* ice cream. But cmon.

09.03.2026 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No ice cream not containing chocolate can claim best anything except “best non-chocolate ice cream”

09.03.2026 00:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Daylight saving is the Grim Reaper of getting my kid to bed at 7 so my wife and I can finally have a few adult hours to ourselves. Strongly oppose

09.03.2026 00:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve Become a Hater: one man’s journey to yet another goddamn kid’s birthday party

08.03.2026 19:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The unsaid message: as far as Fox is concerned, and as a propaganda prop, a dead soldier’s a dead soldier’s a dead soldier. Doesn’t matter who died.

08.03.2026 17:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0