An allegedly good player on the defensive line for only a third? Is this real?
11.03.2026 23:00
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An allegedly good player on the defensive line for only a third? Is this real?
Figured I’d ask the sports app™️
I’m not a DT film bro. What did the Niners get in Odighizuwa? Depth or something better?
A shirt reading “keep your protein out of my tasty treats”
Looking great, sir
Not everything is supposed to be healthy
STOP IT
I’m not mad. I’m laughing, actually
That was you? We need to talk about your spelling
Don’t like this. Any of it
Only dudes with shameful tiny weiners piss all over the floor in public bathrooms. Pass it on.
The second-best spite athlete of our time. If he were still alive he’d unretire today and move heaven and earth to get 86 tomorrow
You can win in Monopoly every time if you just pay real cash to buy the other players off. That’s not the game, but that’s how you’d do it
Fans think the cap applies to them, personally, as they do their own little roster-balancing fantasy in their minds, unaware of what it’s like to be able to make the whole “problem” go away at any time you get tired of playing the game by just opening up a firehose that sprays cash everywhere
You almost assuredly want your NFL team to win more than your team’s owner does
Just to feel something, anything
With those pixelated White Walker eyes and the specter of the worst game you’ll see all year, this tweet is absolutely a fucking threat
No place with Cholula and Tabasco on the table should have a single menu item more than $20
*laughs in DiMaggio*
The Raiders, and also the rest of the AFC West right now:
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If you don’t have your mortgage wagered on a Mahomes MVP, I don’t know what to tell you
I kicked ass at this. My color memory is a 44.9/50.
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NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.
Truly a perfect news alert
He looks like Oscar the Grouch fucked Eugene Levy in his trash can
“Ben, ‘speed running Eugene Levy’ is SO in right now.”
“…really?”
“Lmao for sure”
It’s March, so plenty of time for me to be wrong. But I don’t get it
Other than the franchises that have already told us they’re going to be scraping the bottom for the foreseeable future, no team feels more “This Isn’t Gonna Work” than Miami to me. What even is the theory with that build
I don’t feel good about people, or about the cry laugh emoji, but I believe this has to be bot responses. I have to believe it
We’re a couple days away from having the full McMahon reaction treatment on gas prices
Leaving 3 feet of piss on the floor in front of the urinals: interference
The “Brock Purdy throws the most catchable ball in the NFL” heads are gonna be seriously tested, I’ll tell you that much