sarah 🍓

For all its faults, at least Arizona doesn’t mess around with changing our clocks two times a year 😌

Back of my green kindle, which is in a clear case and has a black popsocket and an AirTag attached to it. There’s a sticker shaped like an ornately decorated cake with the text “men either slutty little glasses” written in cursive, as if written in icing

A bit bulky, but should do the trick. I was able to find like 1 case with an embedded AirTag holder, but it was like $50 and I was able to get 4 of these adhesive AirTag holders for $10

FOUND ITTTTTTTTTT!!! Keeping a close eye until I can figure out how to attach a tile/airtag to it

Have now lost my kindle somewhere in my house (I hope) 😩 please send me good thoughts for finding it

I will let you know when the red pandas have arrived, for sure.

The Alchemy

JUST FOUND OUT MY LOCAL ZOO OS GETTING RED PANDAS AAAAAAA

On the other hand, after I ended my floor time, a client’s mom called and told me how much she appreciates me and asked if she can give me an Olive Garden gift card (I told her I cannot accept as a government employee, but I appreciated the offer)

Screenshot from Apple health app. Says I was in bed for 8 hours and 24 minutes, but my time asleep was 5 hours and 48 minutes. From about 1:30 am to 4:30 am on the graph is a big block show in I was awake

Also a rough sleep in between

I had a rough time at the jail yesterday that directly led to a rough morning at court so I am currently taking Floor Time in my office

P4A screenshot of the matching donor ticker saying Thank you matching donors! 2 rachel 2 sarah

Getting @moonyriot.dftba.social @straawbs.dftba.social and @thelastrachel.bsky.social to join the matching fund with me this p4a has been wonderful, with four people and two names hehe 🤭

Did you have a banana loca

Hey that’s us!!!! 2Rachel 2Sarah ftw

and oh, the way your makeup stains my pillowcase, like i'll never be the same

What a day for seeing prosecutors embarrass themselves ❤️

Gonna have to make some changes to that old adage “a prosecutor could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich”

White coffee mug with drawings of various dachshunds

Obviously I did need it!!!

Shoutout to the world market employee who saw my dachshund tattoo and stopped me to make sure I saw they just got a dachshund mug in stock today

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

This half time show whips so hard

I think it was him bc cardi b is also there I think

So unlike in hockey/soccer/etc, the defensive players and offensive players of the same team aren’t on the field at the same time. It changes based on who has possession.

This feels like a safe space to admit that I learned last year that the players completely switch on the field when they’re playing defense vs offense

Why’d Jon Bon Jovi introduce the Pats. Were Ben and Matt not available? Chris Evans?

Not them playing a kids bop sounding version of smells like teen spirit as the Seahawks walked out

where 2 cop an American idiot foam finger

Old man in a red turtleneck is shrugging his arms. The caption on the image says “guess I’ll die”

Tfw you find a typo in a pleading you already filed

Nope!! Luckily it’s not for things DONE by my current city or alma mater, but nonetheless… (I live in Tucson, in the news for Savannah Guthrie’s mom’s disappearance; and I went to NAU, in the news after a frat pledge passed away after a rush party and 3 of the frat members were arrested)

Ngl was not expecting my Alma mater /and/ current city being in the national news this week but

Wow congrats!! And I don’t think I knew you were a fellow AZ resident!