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Currently feeling grateful to live near my spouse’s family.
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Thanks! 💜
Currently feeling grateful to live near my spouse’s family.
Welp, last night I learned that despite having multiple conversations with my Mom over the last several years (that I thought were very positive), she is without a doubt the world’s most brainwashed MAGA superfan.
So today I’d like to announce that I’m actively casting for the role of “New Mom.”
Wasn’t the alien from Animorphs a brain-controlling slug?
We’re in the Animorphs endgame now.
Just to be clear, McConnell only voted this way because he tripped and fell on the "no" button.
Google Review of my trip to the Gulf of Mexico.
Doing my part.
I have a 9 year old chocolate lab that loves walks, and live very close to the CUPRAP conference that @josephjmaster.bsky.social helps facilitate.
Seems like an excellent opportunity for us all to finally hang out in person.
She doesn’t need me anymore.
Edward Scissorhands’ creator gives a heart-shaped cookie.
My therapist recommended that I “focus on positive things that are actually in my control,” so with that in mind, here is a recent photo of me interacting with ChatGPT.
Teslas burn red,
Call me, maybe?
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
My what a guy, that D. Trump.
🎶 No one pollutes like D. Trump,
Wears men’s suits like D. Trump,
No one inspires the n@z1 salutes like D. Trump!
He tricks all the boomers with misinformation!
My what a guy, that D. Trump! 🎶
🎶 No one lies Iike D. Trump,
Cheats on wives like D. Trump,
No one rallies the Proud Boys’ franchise like D. Trump!
His aroma is reminds you of poop and ketchup!
My what a guy, that D. Trump! 🎶
Trump Boys Take Turns Shouting ‘Penis’ At Inauguration
Trump Boys Take Turns Shouting ‘Penis’ At Inauguration
Pixar presents:
Moana Origins: Tamatoa
“Sometimes, on a journey towards self-love, you have to get a little… Crabby.”
This drab little crab will shine in Summer 2028.
Only in Theaters and IMAX.
Not a great day for us Lions fans, but I still think the best is yet to come for #OnePride.
That said, now I’m going to binge eat a pizza, feel sorry for myself, and then look out the window until I fall asleep.
Same to you!
When you realize your three year old posted from your account earlier in the day. 😎
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Why can’t lunar modules ever stick a GoPro on there so i can see the moon rocks more clearly?
I’ve been trying to perfect my Patrick J. Pespas voice all week.
A beautiful lady wearing a t-shirt featuring the character Tom Wambsgans from Succession.
My wife and her Wambsgans shirt. I love them both.
FYI, if you accidentally end work emails with "please advice," instead of "please advise," don't be surprised when someone teaches you about the benefits of collecting rare coins.
The prankster Karl Havoc inside of the "Barbie-fy" Meme-generator with a glitter shape background and text that says "This Ken is a prankster."
This Ken doesn't even want to be around anymore.
When they tell you not to eat or drink anything besides black coffee and water 12 hours before you get routine bloodwork done at Labcorp, they mean that shit.
