Trying to cure cancer with copilot is like trying change a tire with a Phillips screwdriver. The only person stupider than the one proudly declaring that this is how they spend their time is the one applauding them for their ingenuity.
“Help us improve our product by-“
Bitch, pay me.
I’ve been to hooters once, in Vegas.
The chicken wings sucked. The beer selection was a dozen brands of light swill. No reason to go back.
I love the "could this be a solution" post because it's a perfect example of Founder brain. You have to be a special kind of stupid to imagine that you are the first person to come up with the idea of driving around the Strait of Hormuz. It's being so dumb that you think everyone else is even dumber
Back on my speedrun bullshit.
80crv2 vest Bowie: 45 minutes bar to blade any%
For my day job, I have to serve as middleman for a lot of saas and web app providers. In the past 3 months, I have had to contact support over small, yet essential, features bugging out more times than I’ve had to contact them for anything in the previous 5 years combined.
I blame “vibe coding”.
Gotta invest the $15 on a spinning platform for the QVC touch 🤌
What a lot of people are missing is that Donald is obsessed with other men’s dicks, mentions them at every opportunity. He regularly makes jokes about some specific man’s shoe size and what that means.
To them, not wearing the shoes says, “No, sir, it’s actually really small.”
Cuz they’re all 12.
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Not to back-to-back rant off your comment, but I’m a hardcore coffee guy. Also a Cicerone, I get the nuances of bitter beverages. I was a Starbucks barista for multiple years. I can wax poetical about Sumatra vs Ethiopia Sidama and how the later improved with the blonde roast.
Starbucks drip sucks.
I worked at the Caribou on Michigan Ave for a bit and there was one guy who liked to come in, get drip coffee, and yell at me for not voting against the cook county sales tax.
I was not registered to vote there, I was a student. Not that it mattered. Hospitality worker is the new whipping boy.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, is that just, like, free wood? Can just anyone take that and it’s cool?
Counterpoint: get your drip coffee from any other restaurant that doesn’t primarily trade in specialty beverages because literally 90% of all businesses in America that offer anything consumable offer drip coffee.
Coincidence?!?!??!!!??!?!!
They said getting older would make me wiser but it turns out it just made video games harder.
The suburbs are alive with the sounds of spring (overpriced motorcycles blasting butt rock)!
Couldn’t agree more.
How are any of these people lauded for their business sense?!
He fired all of the rear guard and scouts, now he just marches backwards into the wilderness, no eyes on the trail ahead, ass in the wind.
Just heard Harry Shearer refer to Pete Hegseth as “Brylcreem Pete” and it took all of my self control to not scream, “‘Pomade Pete’, you fucking dinosaur! It as right there!” in this public place.
The never properly dried the basement out after Hurricane Katrina and the toxic mold has been building up ever since.
Shot from the film “I, Robot” where Will Smith demands the robot respond but the robot ignores him.
“Wow he blocked me because he can’t take criticism” that’s correct. This is social media. You’re just some asshole. I am under no obligation to listen to you tell me what to do. Have a blessed day
Omg it fucking autocorrected “al” to “AI”.
I knew this would eventually happen eventually. The day has come. Just fucking kill me.
It wasn’t great, but the pasta was Al dente, the temperature was perfect, and the wine pairing was immaculate.
So you know, I liked everything…
From StupidFood community on Reddit: A hand holding a can of food in a grocery aisle: Chef BOYARDEE Pasta in Butter Sauce "COLORED WITH TURMERIC AND PAPRIKA”
There it is, the most autistic food in human history.
Mfers think this shit is a big leaded wine symposium and they’re gonna own you when they jump out with a plucked chicken.
Honestly, it’s a perfect answer because no LLM would ever offer that reply unless expressly directed to do so. It’s definition by example.
You had the correct answer and everything.
That’s when you died.
Stephan Geering @stephangeering.bsky.social Joined Oct '23 Challenge for those who are very confident that Claude isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works. 4:25 PM • Mar 6, 2026 & Some people can reply 14 reposts 141 likes 34 saves Quote posts disabled
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