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So apparently grammarly stole my fuckin identity

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

Claude cannot actually feel, it can't think, it doesn't have opinions, it isn't self aware, it doesn't have context outside the immediate window you are using it with. By asking for its comment on war crimes you are legitimizing the idea that it can be used autonomously or for war at all. Stop it.

A stick figure made of overlapping punctuation marks from a typewriter labeled as Craig saying ladies and gentlemen the weekend

🎵It's Thuuuursdaaaaay niiiiiight🎵

Seeing the dev be like "*rips bong* yeah i only vibe code now" and wondering why the site goes down twice a week really makes ya think about failing upward doesn't it.

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lmao a fuckin clanker liked this post. Easy block, get fucked.

I've worked in tech my entire life, but I think it's about time to bail since literally every employer and every software is trying to force AI down my throat. I will not support your bullshit chatbot. I will not learn your garbage assistant. I will not kill my brain to make a billionaire a buck.

Betteridge stays winning.

My "likes" seem to be disappearing. I liked this post, clicked into it, and now it's not liked. Has happened with basically everything I try to like..

A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

Why does Stewart's makeup make him look like Trump? Was he doing a segment on Mar-A-Lago's tanning beds earlier or ?

Baby goat standing on the back of a tortoise

Look, if not for Bluesky, you'd have no idea who Jeremy is. I think that settles any question of its relevance.

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After watching a lot of Greg on HowToDrink I have started adding Angostura bitters to literally everything and I have not yet found a beer that is not improved with a dash or two.

Laughing at journalists who say if Bluesky was nicer to them there’d be more journalists here like…you don’t know your audience AT ALL.

Trying to shame Bluesky into behaving the way you personally want is like trying to keep a cat off a counter.

That cat is gonna be on the counter EVEN MORE now.

Email: "Exciting news: Zendesk Copilot usage now included in your plan!"

Exciting news, Zendesk! I will be turning it off immediately! 🖕

I say this as someone who loves technology but hates the tech industry - why do we have to love technology? why do we have to give something like AI clemency for its errors? It's a product we are being sold, it should have to earn our money or attention.

post by Rutger Bregman (@rutgerbregman.com‬) reads: Absolutely brilliant piece about the Left's TOTAL blindness on AI. Their dismissal of AI risks mirrors how climate deniers treat CO2. Will probably get a lot of nastiness for this on Bluesky, but I guess that's part of the same problem.

i shouldn’t give this piece any more attention than it has already garnered but i feel like it is worth pointing out some flaws in the argument/unquestioned assumptions

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FFS, just got an email that Zendesk is now incorporating Copilot in our instance and there doesn't seem to be a way to disable it. When will the madness end?

You can completely uninstall/disable copilot on Windows. Your system and local search will run faster afterward. www.howtogeek.com/how-to-rip-o...

We did it, #nolasky

A copy of the Swords comic - the cover features the quest sprout and their sword. Also pictured are several stickers and art cards!

Got my @swordscomic.bsky.social comic today! Super excited, thanks for the bonuses!!

A stick figure made of overlapping punctuation marks from a typewriter labeled as Craig saying ladies and gentlemen the weekend

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

spongebob SquarePants cartoon Patrick Starr's orange hands holding a pencil and a to-do list. originally this to-do list says nothing and that's part of what makes this a funny joke, but instead of nothing, I've written the following items in a font roughly matching the to-do list writing, but it's pretty obvious I edited it and that this is not the original text. it says wake up then get furious about the USA then work 8 hours followed by be mad again. next it says check on friend and then the list ends by saying angry until bed.

it's a brand new day let's get to it people!

It serves the public good to know who our public employees are. If they are scared of their actions angering their employers (us) then they should get other jobs.

Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results. This weekend, Amazon is premiering it's $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop. But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller, Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie. The book is perfect: it's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. We need people to: 1. "buy" the book (it's free) 2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book. That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.

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