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Turtles are cool. checkout a smut book I published - https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Love-Fear-Mascot-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0BV7FHPHN/ref=sr_1_8?crid=12E19H3E12634&keywords=sex%2C+love+and+fear&qid=169

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A sumo orange sitting on a stainless steel counter. There's a patch of mold on it, resembling a moustache.

A sumo orange sitting on a stainless steel counter. There's a patch of mold on it, resembling a moustache.

Culled this sumo the other day at work. I thought it looked like an old man with a mustache.
#photography #produce #fruit

13.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why don't you go and arrest the pedophile in chief? AKA Donald Trump.

12.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I always think of his desk lamp that he brings out when I look at fluorescent lights.

10.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Forbidden chocolate nugget.

10.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wavy hair club!

10.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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an older man with white hair and a beard is asking why not ALT: an older man with white hair and a beard is asking why not

It's socially acceptable to start day drinking when one is going to kick their husband of 18 years out of the house, right?

10.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I read one where the main character was downright annoying and fairly unlikable, but I was invested enough in the mystery part. Was very meh after I finished. Turned me off from that author.

10.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing headphones and a vest is sitting in front of a microphone and says i am on fire . ALT: a woman wearing headphones and a vest is sitting in front of a microphone and says i am on fire .

Riding the previous wave - figuring out a potential plot hole...
#writing #booksky

08.03.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man in a white shirt and tie is screaming into a microphone .. ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and tie is screaming into a microphone ..

I just had an amazing breakthrough on my Oz story tonight and holy hell Batman, it's just like....
#writing #booksky

08.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Kristi Noem. The name placard in front of her says bird-legged hoe.

Screenshot of Kristi Noem. The name placard in front of her says bird-legged hoe.

04.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A blonde, miniature wire haired dachshund smiling at the camera.

A blonde, miniature wire haired dachshund smiling at the camera.

Much photogenic.

#dachshund #dog #photography

03.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a movie clip from movieclips.com shows a man blowing smoke ALT: a movie clip from movieclips.com shows a man blowing smoke

Mine.

02.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Close-up of a wasp on a morning glory flower.

Close-up of a wasp on a morning glory flower.

Savannah, GA, Bonaventure Cemetery.
#wasp #flower #photography

01.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A pinkish/purple morning glory sits amongst an old, weathered fence.

A pinkish/purple morning glory sits amongst an old, weathered fence.

Bonaventure Cemetery about 2022.
#photography #flower #cemetery

01.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's interesting once one pushes past caring into fuck it mode.

01.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit says i just want it to stop ALT: a man in a suit says i just want it to stop
28.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Changes Summers don’t hold as much love, as much fun, for me anymore. I still love warm weather, longer days. Gone, though, is myself doing things…

I signed up for Medium a year ago and never used it. Making a change to that now. Link to the first, very short, piece I wrote.
medium.com/@kristinamwi...

28.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite is when they can't find the price then joke, "Is it free?" No bitch, look closer and you'll find it.

28.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says " my indecision has once again cost me happiness ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says " my indecision has once again cost me happiness

I've had a cup of tea and a slice of pizza today. I'm hungry, but don't feel it. However, I want to order takeout but am overwhelmed with indecision. So that's fun.

28.02.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, good to know!

27.02.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I had known about this, I would have ordered it a few days ago. At any rate, what I did get was delicious. Next time!

27.02.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling with #schitts creek in the upper right corner ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with #schitts creek in the upper right corner

Nothing like working on your horror short story to work through some trauma.
#writing

27.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I tell everyone about your books. Both your novels and erotica stories. Everyone should have the opportunity to experience you in full because that is what makes you a wonderful person, author and artist. You are unapologeticaly you and I wish everyone could have that courage.

27.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
View of downtown Minneapolis.

View of downtown Minneapolis.

On the observation deck of the Foshay Tower this past weekend.
#mpls #foshay #photography

25.02.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was going to run some errands today. Looked at the bullshit coming from the sky and said "Nope." It is a Murder, She Wrote, writing, playing Sims type of day.

24.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this film. I tell people about it all the time and how they need to give it a watch.

23.02.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A quantum leap pin featuring Al.

A quantum leap pin featuring Al.

One of my most beloved and cherished pins I have.
#quantumleap #al #ziggy

21.02.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A mirrored view of a box

A mirrored view of a box

#walker #art

20.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think one of my favorite characters I'm writing right now is The Gump. The Gump and The Wheelers. Quite the difference.
#writing #book #woz

20.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watched the ANTM doc. Damn. Tyra is insufferable in her interview. It was great to hear from former cast. I watched that show from cycle 2 up thru right before Nigel and the Jays got canned. Crazy revisiting it so many years later.

19.02.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0