Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Steam Reviews
All Time: 93% of 375 - Very Positive
Recent: 95% of 153 - Overwhelmingly Positive
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator’s Steam user review count and percentage continue to climb! So excited we’re Overwhelmingly Positive for recent reviews and inching closer to that All Time!
11.03.2026 16:15
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There will be no depth of depravity this country's military actions sink to, no economic consequence global or domestic too great, to get the hand back off the stove. Holden Bloodfeast will have his dream realized if it's the last thing Chuck Schumer ever enables in his miserable life.
11.03.2026 05:23
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Make no mistake: They've all flirted with touching the stove for decades. They all knew it was a terrible idea until we got an administration stupid enough to do it, but now that the hand is firmly on the stove they are all absolutely fucking transfixed even as the flesh starts charring.
11.03.2026 05:14
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Seeing "why are they so bad at politics?" It's because dem leadership wants to do everything in their power to run cover for this war because they are driven by the same multi-decade libidinal instinct to drop a nuke on Iran For Security Reasons that the insane decrepit neocons are.
11.03.2026 05:12
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Slug world 2025
Slug world 2026 flier -- tues 3/10 noon-dark
SLUG WORLD is tomorrow! 🌿
GDC counterprogramming for the ones the tech bros couldnt kill.
09.03.2026 17:12
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killer seven
09.03.2026 13:03
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Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - Regular Font in terminal screen
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - OpenDyslexic Font in terminal screen
Today, we released a small (tiny even) update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. We fixed a bug that was breaking daily challenge streaks. Streak on... AND...
We also released a beta implementation of a settings option that works to account for players with dyslexia.
06.03.2026 19:28
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It's a strikingly good experience on handheld! The UX work you've put in really shines, it turns an extremely dense world and system into one of the smoothest classic roguelikes I've ever played.
06.03.2026 01:55
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Are lower-stakes gossip items like talking shit about somebody at a party or in a tabloid also inventory items? I love this framing.
06.03.2026 00:37
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Haze after her ult is interrupted by Knockdown.
06.03.2026 00:25
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Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
05.03.2026 05:17
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You Are Elon Musk by Kris Lorischild
A Billionaire Simulator
You asked for it! The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos is finally here:
YOU ARE ELON MUSK
200+ passages. 7 endings. Secrets. In-jokes. Giant robots. All with the purpose of doing one thing: SPENDING ALL OF ELON MUSK'S FUCKING MONEY
direkris.itch.io/elon
03.03.2026 16:59
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polymarket should be beyond illegal. all involved in its creation and upkeep deserve agony for the rest of their days
04.03.2026 03:23
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As a Housewives journeyman and fan of procgen narrative I've become firmly convinced that there is a venn diagram that has these two concepts meeting in the middle for EXTREMELY JUICY GAME DESIGN so please continue I promise you're not crazy or at least you're not the only one who's crazy.
03.03.2026 21:06
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28.02.2026 06:51
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We live in a world in which its entirely possible that Iran negotiations failed because people involved bet the under.
01.03.2026 18:52
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The purpose of "smart weapon" propaganda, going at least as far back as the Desert Storm days when the war was breathlessly broadcast on CNN like some major media event, has been to launder and normalize increasing amounts of strikes. No see it's fine, these are SMART weapons, it's okay to use them
28.02.2026 17:31
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“The forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”
28.02.2026 15:36
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A stroke is too good for him. A just world with functional opposition would see him dragged through the streets and strung up. Him and every two-bit podcaster and bug-alien financier that enables his banal depravity.
May they all live to see their cruelty revisited upon them one hundred times over.
28.02.2026 16:10
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When I went to Tehran in 2018 for a game conference I hung out with game nerds, music weirdos, and queer folks with tattoos and colored hair, just like I do here. We got vegetarian food and watched goofy uncles play basketball in the park. I sure hope they can live to see a better day.
28.02.2026 08:49
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“How many of these gentle people have I helped to kill just by paying my taxes?" June Jordan, 1984
28.02.2026 14:21
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The US and Israel are bombing Iran. Anyone reporting it as “preventive” is engaging in propaganda, by definition. There is no interpretation of what’s happening as anything else than a crime.
You don’t have to like the Iranian regime to understand why this is bad.
28.02.2026 07:18
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Every single outlet that uncritically recites Israel's self-designation of "preemptive strikes" should be permanently shut down for good. Straight up. Definitionally no such thing as a "preemptive" attack when the country being attacked had no plan nor indication of planning to attack first.
28.02.2026 07:00
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Next president will have to rebuild the federal government while fighting a cadre of insane billionaires the whole way. The more bleak things get the more absurd it seems to consider electing some common weasel who wants to be president because he wants to be president
27.02.2026 01:13
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Text Reads
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Content Update 4
New Mode
Daily Challenges
Refreshing each day at 2 PM GMT / 9 AM ET / 6AM PT
Strange Scaffold, Frosty Pop.
This features the styalised logo for the game, the logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop along with the head of an alien baby which is being climbed by many besuited aliens clawing and fighting over a briefcase full of money that one alien holds aloft.
This is a screenshot from the Scenarios menu in the game, where you'll find the Daily Challenge listed at the top. You can see the avatar you selected with your name, level, total amount of cash and the "Daily February 25" written next to it.
This is the same screenshot, but the other half! Here, it says "Daily Februrary 26" which is the date right now. NO PROGRESS is written on what would be a progress graph. Then...
Starting funds: $4000
A randomized daily challenge.
You only get one attempt, and back out is failure.
Text reads...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Post Launch Roadmap
- February 5th (with text saying "out now!" over it) Two (with "three" written over the top of it) new campaigns
- February 12th (with text saying "out now!" over it) A new game mode with a number of challenging scenarios
- February 19th (with text saying "out now!" over it) - Two new Campaigns, More Scenarios and the addition of a daily challenge mode (daily challenge mode has "Out Now!" over the top of it)
- With more to come over two months of free updates.
This features the styalised logo for the game, the logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop along with the head of an alien baby which is being climbed by many besuited aliens clawing and fighting over a briefcase full of money that one alien holds aloft.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator FREE Content Update 4 is OUT NOW!
📅 New Mode - Daily Challenges
📈 Contributes to scenarios level
🏆 Three new trophies
🕓 Updates daily at 2 PM GMT / 9 AM ET / 6 AM PT
store.steampowered.com/news/app/364...
26.02.2026 14:29
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This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment.
If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.
26.02.2026 05:18
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If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.
tcpipeline.org
26.02.2026 04:17
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Damn you'd think there would be some solidarity there.
24.02.2026 05:16
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Two separate cheaters with two separate third parties or did each sim cheat with the other's partner?
24.02.2026 05:13
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