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Thomas Jovian Taylor

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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ β˜€οΈ Pencil pusher by day. πŸŒ™ Aspiring author by night. πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬› Proud parent of weird cats 24/7.

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From the oregon community on Reddit: Newly released footage from 1/8/26 showing a Portland PD officer punching a restrained peaceful protester in the head while abducting them from a memorial for Rene... Explore this post and more from the oregon community

This is just a friendly reminder that ACAB.

www.reddit.com/r/oregon/com...

13.01.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy holidays!
πŸŽ„ 🎁 ❀️ πŸ’š 🀍

We always get some Lego sets for Christmas and this was mine! Don’t worry, I had the flash turned off, so no mogwai were harmed in the taking of this photograph.

26.12.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you ever write long, multi-threaded posts on Bluesky, only to realize it has spiraled out of control and transformed into a massive trauma dump somewhere along the way and it’s very possible that you still have some unfinished work on issues you thought you had overcome?

Yeah… me neither.

12.11.2025 08:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cat siblings are funny it’s like 90% abject snuggling and then 10% absolutely wailing on each other

11.11.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 306 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5
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BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!

06.11.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 7938 πŸ” 987 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 154
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Supreme Court rejects challenge to landmark same-sex marriage decision β€” USA TODAY Kim Davis asked the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges appealing damages she owed a gay couple after she denied them a marriage license.

I am absolutely shocked. I was 100% expecting the Supremacy Court to undo our hard won progress like they did with Women’s rights in the name of their twisted idea of β€œreligious freedom”. Maybe there is hope for us yet.

10.11.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

27.10.2025 11:08 πŸ‘ 19546 πŸ” 7712 πŸ’¬ 971 πŸ“Œ 835
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One man's love story is another man's search history

21.08.2025 17:05 πŸ‘ 516 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1
Q: How much goo is there?

A: The show was rated a 7.6 on the Holtz Goo Scale.

Q: How much goo is there? A: The show was rated a 7.6 on the Holtz Goo Scale.

What To Know About β€˜Alien: Earth’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-alien-earth/

21.08.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 1082 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 17

Whatever is the opposite of news, that is what I want

22.08.2025 14:28 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2
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β€œRelax, it’s FedEx.”

I thought they changed their slogan in 2009 though, silly me. Thankfully my new running shoes still arrived intact.

I just can’t help but wonder what kind of metrics their poor drivers are held to that consistently causes them to deliver like this.

22.08.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a few more photos of our Sunday Funday adventures #BartonParkBoys #BearSoup

11.06.2025 04:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Had a blast on Sunday roasting my skin in the sun for four hours with the boys. #gaybears #watersports #funinthesun

11.06.2025 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The boys had a squirrelfriend drop by to inspect their bird feeder. #catsofbluesky #squirrelfriend #blackcats

06.06.2025 06:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s such a relief to finally live in an area where our representatives in congress actually share my values and their replies to my emails aren’t full of blatant lies about queer people that support their own personal hatred of gay and trans folx.

29.05.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spent the weekend with some amazing people near Seaside. I’m so grateful for the friendships we’ve made ever since moving to Portland two years ago. πŸ₯°

12.05.2025 22:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m so glad we live in a place where we have access to vets who specialize in feline care. We’ve always been impressed with the level of care we receive at Buckman Veterinary Clinic. Yesterday was our annual wellness checkup and guess which two boys reached their goal weight? #CatsOfBluesky

06.04.2025 07:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be a Samwise Gamgee. Support your friends, trust your instincts, be humble, lead with your heart, love potatoes, don't let one little spider ruin your day.

28.03.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 4137 πŸ” 704 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 34

But none of my friends received an invite… πŸ˜‚

28.03.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€ŽHIIT with Kim β€’ Music by Janet Jackson - Upbeat Anthems - Fitness+ β€ŽFitness+

This Apple Fitness+ HIIT workout w/ Janet Jackson’s music absolutely killed me. ☠️☠️☠️

https://fitness.apple.com/us/workout/hiit-with-kim-music-by-janet-jackson/1786404857

25.03.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just looking for things to spruce up my in-office space for spring/summer and found this item that has the same name as one of those β€œShock sites” from the very early Aughts. πŸ‹πŸŽ‰.
🀣

17.03.2025 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Played laser tag for the first time in my life this weekend with friends. It was a blast and I’m glad there is no age limit on fun like this!

17.03.2025 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Marge Simpson smiling and holding up a guillotine saying β€œI just think they’re neat.”

Marge Simpson smiling and holding up a guillotine saying β€œI just think they’re neat.”

Me, reading the news every day

13.03.2025 07:59 πŸ‘ 2160 πŸ” 483 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 8

Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap

12.03.2025 14:45 πŸ‘ 6659 πŸ” 796 πŸ’¬ 186 πŸ“Œ 53

Never forget that in 1861 Charles Darwin wrote in a letter to a friend…

β€œBut I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything"

…because this is my favorite reminder that we can do great things even if we don't always have great days

12.03.2025 14:27 πŸ‘ 800 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 13

I don’t understand how people with children do it, I barely have enough bandwidth to take care of two cats and one (1) cast iron skillet

07.03.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 710 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 11

Is there a helpline for when you love your cat too much?

03.03.2025 10:40 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 0

Last time I was in Vegas the AC controls in the room were locked and couldn’t go lower than 75Β°F, so I spent every night of my entire vacation wishing I were at home in my 60Β° Alaskan bedroom.

18.02.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Text reads "Elon Musk going anywhere in public"
Image is from the movie Titanic with actor Billy Zane (who plays the rich but heartless villain) holding onto a crying child in an attempt to get on the lifeboats with the women and the children.

Text reads "Elon Musk going anywhere in public" Image is from the movie Titanic with actor Billy Zane (who plays the rich but heartless villain) holding onto a crying child in an attempt to get on the lifeboats with the women and the children.

Harvested from facebook. My reaction was loud enough to startle Chaucer.
#meme #musk #elon #humor

12.02.2025 23:13 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ROBBER: everybody lie down!

ME: [already setting my alarm and away message] take your time thx

12.02.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 331 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0