Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square
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Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square
POV you are meeting Bluesky mutuals in real life
13 is middle school
So uh, Spider-Man’s boss at the newspaper, nowadays he’s probably saying “bring me PODCASTS of Spiderman!”
I put the joke into an envelope, I send it off to Bill Maher, c/o every strip club in the greater Los Angeles area, I hope the simple message finds its way
Even as a cynical scholar of rape culture, I'm shocked that this isn't the headline story on domestic politics everywhere right now. It's just an unfathomable abuse of power, in clear violation of the law.
I long to just experience one (1) “precedented” week.
you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked
the entire field of '90s video game advertising -- print, TV, and otherwise -- deserves an entire Adam Curtis documentary series-length interrogation
leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"
The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto
Happy Mario day!
I’m related (by marriage) to a Canadian, and hence have been corrected on my pronunciation of it before 😆
TORONTO! I’ve missed you! Come see me at Toronto Comicon March 20-22, at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre! I love you; let’s never fight again. 🍁❤️
But again, I’m not talking about those people.
I’m hypophantasic, and I still love books.
There has been something off with my display for a month or so now and it has indeed been killing me
I feel like this would work on every single dad in the world, except for mine, who is an electronics engineer at a TV station.
Now I’ve just got to think of which other dads I can torment
Ruin a dad’s week by saying the TV display looks weird and refusing to elaborate
striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.
Stunning portrait of The Morsel by my boyfriend.
You can be into tons of boring shit and still be fun at parties! I’m living proof. Mostly it depends on the kind of parties.
I keep seeing journo-types say the best use case for AI is to sift through huge Epstein-drop-style data dumps but I haven't seen any of them talk about the fact that the Venn diagram of AI-pushers and the types of fuckos who are IN Epstein-style data dumps is a circle
Tesco the golden retriever lies on a porch outside, with sun and shadows streaming over her, smiling up at the camera like the happiest girl alive. Her favorite blue and orange ball is between her paws.
The spring enjoyer
Just so people on bluesky are aware…I was very early bluesky and I very much actively followed every dog account I could find that signed up and now when I open bluesky I basically am given pure dog content straight to the brain stream every time. I am proposing everyone else do this. The end.
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something
they say the first 77.7k posts are the hardest
I fucking LOVE “satirical” political misspellings because there is nothing cringier. And I’m a pretty fucking cringey person to begin with.
One of my favorite little bits in Sopranos is when the gang's having a whine about Columbus Day protests being anti-italian discrimination, and then in the middle of it, Furio, the only actual italian guy drops that he hates northerners like Columbus.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBD6...
Might be time to bring back war criminal trials that include rich people this time
