i meant to say “suck its own McDick”
14.03.2026 23:19
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i meant to say “suck its own McDick”
McDonald’s got rid of the McRib so it could suck its own dick
Checking a translation app to see if “stroop” means “sports” in dutch
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Bob Of Ghanoush
I have missed a lot of the recent discourse. What is all this about woke jenga
You’re replying instead of running away? you’re not a fighter just a shit talker
you think running away is a way to fight?
or whatever they say in old blighty
Totterin’ down to the chippy, guvnah!
Glad I picked up this 12-pack on my grocery run just now
its friday
its five
lets party
Is she ever not completely hammered?
This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.
1. Hummus with fresh pita
2. Warm sunshine on a spring day
3. When a cat lays down on you and makes biscuits with its paws
Every third hetero couple but it's Goldberry and Tom Bombadil
The rhythm falls apart at the end I’ll admit
🎵my shamrock shake brings uncle o’grimacey to Scotland Yard
And he’s like, tiocfaidh ár lá
Damn right, tiocfaidh ár lá
I only need to be lucky one time, but you need to be lucky all the time 🎵
dammit now I gotta run to Culver’s
Always a dude with a pet snake or lizard he wants you to feed some crickets to
The cia will never do anything beneficial, even by accident. They got entire protocols outlined to make sure nothing good happens
Chicago wind gauge
Leo DiCaprio showing Kate winslet his sketchbook. The page inside is lined notebook paper that says FUCKING SLAYER
“I believe you had a love affair with this FUCKING SLAYER, jack”
I never believed that whole “weak men create bad times” thing the maga dipshits were posting the past few years, but now we are seeing incredibly weak men creating incredibly bad times on purpose right in front of our eyes. Maybe it’s to prove a point, I don’t know
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said. "The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping," he said. "It is open for transit should Iran not do that."
Oh okay
it is certainly better than lostgus
A piece of industrial landscaping equipment, with an arrow pointing toward the left hand side of it
there is really only one answer for tech CEOs, picture is unrelated but I can’t seem to delete it
A bottle of clam juice and a box of pistachio jello
Together at last!
That kid is just Andy Summers, Stewart Copeland, and Sting in a trenchcoat
They are boning
If you can take your eyes off his gigantic cinderblock ass head you might notice both of their shirts are soaked
I think it’s piss.
