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Everyone suspects themselves of a distinguishing physical feature, and this is mine: I am probably the tallest person you know. He/Him

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It usually feels like the writers working something in the script, if that makes sense? It's not that it can never happen in real life, but usually it's a lot healthier for the crushing party to go "You know what, they're not into me and I should accept that and move on."

13.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thinking about the MBMBAM segment where a Yahoo Asks question is about how to do a home colonoscopy.

13.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And that’s how Mike started selling variant gambling hotline cards.

13.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do love her trying the "no changeling has ever harmed another line" on Odo here and he just goes "there's always a first time," and she realizes he's not bluffing.

13.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have a little gambling hotline card you can hand them when they come into the store?

13.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I assume this is just a term for a specific kind of card holder, but I'm imagining it like it's a mascot bulldog that held the cards in its teeth.

13.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Three cartoons of a boy mildly bemused at being on fire, then kneeling down as though in prayer, before rolling over to extinguish the flames.

Three cartoons of a boy mildly bemused at being on fire, then kneeling down as though in prayer, before rolling over to extinguish the flames.

This is an impossibly chill child on fire.

12.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wha-cha

12.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You remember when Jack fights the robot ninja and they’re just black and white shapes darting between light and shadows? CINEMA, BABY

12.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even outside of all the material and political reasons we might not be seeing many campus protests right now about the US government's current war crimes, it's pathetic to go "why aren't the teenagers doing their jobs of protesting things I disapprove of?" That's not the point of college.

12.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I saw someone who looks tan, cancel the show"

12.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand, I am at the point where someone turning 18 is still basically a child to me.

On the other hand, at some point you need to be treated as an adult, and 20-something is well past that point. You fuck up, you need to reap the consequences, because you won't get better otherwise.

12.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Get me Conor McGregor!"
"Sir-"
"You're right, too ethnic."

12.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So what are the odds this MMA training BS is because they cancelled all the regular self-defense courses, someone brought up they'd be in violation of specific federal laws without them, and this is their solution rather than hiring back the regular trainers?

12.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, this getting even hornier now.

12.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Older people retain habits formed in younger years, film at 11.

12.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

PokeC'mon

12.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean they kinda look like shit if I'm being honest .

12.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 700 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 8

"Gimme a red."

12.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, he absolutely should know this stuff, but I assume he's another guy who was borne into money and has never had to deal with the actual logistics of trade.

12.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It certainly doesn't hurt to go "Hey, I don't know anything about this region, so can someone tell me why we couldn't go overland in a pinch?" Admitting ignorance is always better than assuming knowledge you don't have.

12.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What's sad is that I couldn't have told you much about the land around the Straits of Hormuz before this started, but my question would be "okay, if we can't use the strait, why can't we go overland? What are the issues with doing so?" Because I would assume there were issues.

12.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do it
Do it
Do it

12.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd add "I am allergic/intolerant of ()" or "I can't stand the texture of ()" is not a food opinion. If you literally can't stomach something, it's an actual limitation you have to work around, not just preferring a different condiment or serving style.

10.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(it's also so much better, but we know how the Big Two regard quality)

10.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm assuming they did not celebrate 20 years of Annihilation, even though that demonstrably brought in more money thanks to the GotG movies.

10.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 14186 πŸ” 4093 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 6

"CHAINSAW MAN IS ENDING!!!"
*2 months later*
"CHAINSAW MAN NEO ANNOUNCED!!!"

10.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Would you like me to reinforce the horrid reality we're stuck in without giving any hints or instructions on how to handle it, or would you like me to make dumb jokes? Neither will materially help you, but only one will mentally hurt you.

10.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm definitely coming at it as a cishet white guy with my "it's not my business" stance. I'm not going to tell strangers they can't ask questions or ponder it, I just don't think I should be doing it because of who I am.

10.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0