Pookleblinky

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

If any white house journalists existed who didn't desperately long to join Jean Luchaire, they would report on who was in the room with him right before one of these toddler tantrums on his blog.

In the span of a day he'll go from "it's over, it's done, why are you still talking about this stuff" and "well people die, that happens, whether it's good or not who can say, but they die in a very big beautiful way"

To "and we will RAIN HELL upon them like the world has only ever seen in 1945"

Like his baseline is very clearly "why are you still talking about this, it's over, it's done, look at these drapes"

And then someone wheels in the perfectly preserved corpse of John McCain and an hour later he's raving weird apocalyptic shit on his pedophile blog for pedophiles

It's interesting how you can see how trump simply stopped giving a single fuck about the war once his attention got distracted, and then exactly when the last person in the room with him was a extremely aroused Holden Bloodfeast.

this sewer pipe had big dreams of one day becoming an elevated roadway pillar, and nearly pulled off its plan overnight, but now with all this attention it's getting it'll have to start all over 😔

Alison took illiterate as a trait, which means she can't get any skill boosts from books, making levelling anything a torturous painful grind, which is why the skill gives so many free points.

She balanced it by using those free character trait points to buy a ton of powerful good traits.

[WHMx16] The knife wielding weaponsmith YouTube video by Suwey

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWwP...

Suwey has got the nicest and most organized blacksmithing workshop ever on the women's history month zomboid server, she's got it down to a science.

My two favorite things in this are the little pause he takes after reading the constitution and the phrase she uses “So constitutionally, the constitution says”

Kristi Noem's $220M Horseback Riding Ad Dwarfed the Budgets of These 2026 Oscar Nominees Outgoing DHS Secretary Kristi Noem used $220 million in taxpayer money to create a minute-long anti-immigration ad. That's more than the combined production and marketing budgets of nearly every 2026 ...

Noem's one-minute $220 million ad cost more than nearly every film nominated for Best Picture at the upcoming 2026 Academy Awards:

* Frankenstein
* Marty Supreme
* Sinners
* Bugonia
* Hamnet
* Train Dreams
* Sentimental Value
* The Secret Agent

When White House aides are leaking furiously to the media about how all this isn’t their fault if only someone had listened to them is that usually a sign that insiders are confident the policy is going well

The last thing you should do in a country where dental insurance is barely real and widely unavailable is to take fluoride away

Pete Hegseth’s Defense Department Blew $22M On Steak and Lobster in a Single Month, Watchdog Claims Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's Defense Department allegedly blew through $22 million on lobsters and ribeye steak in a Sept. 2025, end-of-year spree.

"Per the analysis by Open the Books, in September, the Pentagon spent $2 million on Alaskan king crab, $6.9 million on lobster tail, $15.1 million on ribeye steak, and $1 million on salmon. Dessert included 272 orders of doughnuts for $139,224 and ice cream machines for $124,000."

While everyone is focusing on the Strait of Hormuz, the Ever Given has the chance to do the funniest possible thing a second time

2 panel comic Panel 1 is titled “Client Feedback (2012) Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen. A small text panel says “and the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: “Text is slightly misaligned. Please fix” Panel 2 is titled “Client feedback (2026) Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads “not alphabet but who give a fuck”

client feedback in the GenAI era

Do you know where your birth certificate is? How about your passport? Do you even have one? Millions of Americans lack ready access to these documents, which they’d need to register to vote under the SAVE Act. Tell your senators to stop this attack on the freedom to vote: bit.ly/4bLkoR1

seeing a lot of people say “why don’t they just buy a pair that fits instead??” which completely misses the point. this is a humiliation ritual. they commiserate with each other about the pain they’re in while staying steadfast in their commitment to the ritual and its leader

CLOWN SHOES FOR THE CLOWNS

I have never met anyone who is more adept at tracking every last cent they have than people who live or have lived in poverty

it is a skill developed out of necessity and it never leaves you

lmaooooo sloppelganger

""I'm afraid I could be arrested if I travel to that state for your wedding and need to use the restroom at the venue ..."

DOGE Goon Took Social Security Data With Him, Whistleblower Says The Social Security data of millions of Americans could be at risk.

"Not only has an ex-DOGE bro been accused of running around with the Social Security information of every American on a flash drive, he also may have the ability to edit and manipulate data at the Social Security Administration at will." newrepublic.com/post/207596/...

I gotta say this war has led me to believe that 95% of military spending in the US just goes to defense contractor shareholders and nothing else. Like what do you mean the US just decommissioned its only mine defusing boats in the gulf and there’s no replacements?

Panel 1: Two swans, floating on a water, very swan-ily. P2: Same POV, but now the swans have raised their wings. P3: Again, same POV, but now the wings are fully up, and the swans' necks are lowered and extended. P4: GO! The swans shoot forward at speed, leaving trails of water in their wake. Their necks are fully extended, beaks open. P5: A side-on view of water against a green sky. P6: Same POV, but now the swans have burst into view. However, the only thing moving --at tremendous speed-- are their necks, stretching out impossibly. P7: We close in on a side-on view of the swans' heads, beaks closed in a look of swan-y determination. They are literally neck & neck. P8: The background begins to swirl as the swans pick up speed. They spiral towards the centre from the upper left & lower right corners. P9: A dramatic reveal of a Jack Kirby-like cosmic scene, with a blazing sun in the bottom right corner, and a "krackle" filled purple sky. The swans' necks spiral around each other

territorial dispute

I really can't wait to see how big the lawsuit against grammarly gets and I hope the plaintiffs sue them into complete and fundamental nonexistence. Like, "the company has to scrap their code rather than sell it as assets, and then also dissolve" nonexistence.

Nothing good can come from a society being forced to stare into the abyss that is the mind of any random billionaire

Everyone forced to bear helpless witness as the executive awkwardly and badly tries to say what his kinks are.

And instead of an office party it's his brand new multimillion dollar ad campaign seen by millions all day long

You now, thanks to generative AI, are helplessly forced to see what's actually going on the heads of these Epstein adjacent freaks

You used to only see that shit if you read their memoirs or attended their parties, now they're literally plastering it on billboards and jamming it into every ad block

The lack of consent *and* the lack of inhibitions between impulse and expression. Both are fundamental to generative AI.

There is not much difference between a drunk sex pest awkwardly groping at his employees and slurring what he thinks are flirts, and Elon deepfaking uncanny valley versions his favorite actresses saying "I love you"