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‘Turn left’ road sign where an appalling effort has been made to try to cover up the previous ‘turn right’ instruction and it looks very confusing.

We liked that episode of Doctor Who

I still laugh like stupid at this.

I got a reform leaflet today too. All proper with my name on it. Went straight in the bin.

Late 1970s - does anyone remember a ‘Singing Together’ type song about Rumpelstiltskin? It included a lyric about guessing the name, something like "Does it seem a difficult game, does it vex your brain?" I wish I could track it down. The only one I’ve ever successfully found is ‘Rocky rocky road’

No, they might think you’re Jesus

Oh dear, what a tit

Hereditary peers to be removed from Lords as bill passes The bill abolishes the 92 seats reserved for peers who inherit their titles through their families.

Now get the fucking bishops out!

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The baby in front of me on this bus has definitely just done a shit. With 45 mins still to go. 😷

Hide and Seek -- One Man A Cappella Imogen Heap Cover YouTube video by danwright32

I’m pleased this popped up in my utubes again. So good.
youtube.com/watch?v=QwBa...

Absolute truth

Bloody Parcelforce - stayed in for delivery, estimated time 5pm. They wouldn’t deliver this late at night would they?

The Iran war should be a lesson for Keir Starmer's Government. If you take a clear line on an issue where the public agree with you then it's your opponents who end up having to back down, not you

Everyone’s saying that this is the most respectful dignified transfer ceremony they’ve ever seen.

I couldn't appear on the Laura Kuenssberg show as I'm in the US doing important work for my Clacton constituents, who want me to undermine the UK by sucking up to an unhinged authoritarian pedo.

What’s your view on cauliflower cheese with a roast?

Well done - took me over a minute, not helped by unresponsive tiny phone keyboard. I should stick to iPad!

It’s more than 3 years since the last series of #TheCapture - I’d almost forgotten about it and nearly missed the start of S3 tonight.

Well what a load of old shit that was. I expected nothing less but at least I’ve seen it, finally.

History repeats

I thought the best person to talk to Laura Kuenssberg about the important moral and ethical issues of the day would be Robert Jenrick, the man who overruled a planning decision to save a billionaire pornographer £45m in exchange for a £12,000 donation.

Screenshot from ‘Toomorrow’ - Olivia and Benny are on the spaceship and Benny just said “huh?”

Just what I’ve been thinking for the last 45 minutes. #Toomorrow

I’d like some cake please. I tried to get my sweet fix from a Tesco cholesterol lowering strawberry yoghurt drink, but believe it or not readers, it wasn’t a shitsworth of use.

Is it shitsworth or shit’s worth? Probably the latter, but I think it’s earned its right to be a compound word by now.

I genuinely wouldn’t put it past those idiots.

I’m watching the ‘remastered’ Toomorrow on Prime right now. Looks like it’s been remastered from an old VHS.

Livvy is as cute as a button, of course, and Benny Thomas was pretty hot back then too.

Don’t worry, they won’t forget care homes. They’ll fly union flags on those too.

No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception Everyone is ok.

No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception Everyone is ok. Stay calm, everyone is safe.

No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception

No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception.

I wonder if a drone has hit Dubai Marina. Or whether it was just
debris from a successful interception.

If only loads of Dubai based accounts, including Isabel Oakeshott's, could tell me.

Geoff and his sugar-stealers

Lots of noises next door of the diy type. Not usual as it’s an elderly lady who lives there. Wonder if she’s dropped off the twig?