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Poet of profanity. World-class overthinker. Zoo keeper to two feral children and one partially housebroken husband.

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The abject terror of looking ahead to like 8-9 super busy weekends in a row

11.11.2025 00:54 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

this whole article is absolutely gorgeous. pure poetry all the way through.

02.11.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok... maybe I can give that a shot. If I'm in the right mindset.

30.10.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't been around much, so I missed this. I'm so tempted to watch this, based on your review, but I'm a big baby when it comes to horror.

30.10.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen ALT: a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen

I'm not on social media very often these days, so it took an impersonator to bring me back.

Hope everyone is doing well!

30.10.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if baseball or urban planning-

30.10.2025 17:26 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you to everyone who reported the imposter. They have been banished, since...

30.10.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel like I should be embarrassed that that sounds very on brand for me, but I'm not. I'm too busy laughing!

30.10.2025 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was a clue right there... the real me is much wittier.

30.10.2025 06:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm afraid they'll be sorely disappointed.

30.10.2025 04:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm definitely the cooler and more fun MrsD!

30.10.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad you saw this then! What did the DM say?

30.10.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That one was fun to watch!

30.10.2025 04:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Hope you're enjoying the playoffs!

29.10.2025 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That account would have been very disappointing for those who know me.

29.10.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I reported them after I received a message informing me about it. People are weird.

29.10.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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1. This is not me.
2. Why would someone want to impersonate ME?

29.10.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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a woman says that 's my man in front of her face ALT: a woman says that 's my man in front of her face

Me: Since the kids are gone for the night, what do you want to do for dinner?

Husband: I don’t know. What can’t we eat when the kids are around… pussy?

27.07.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

07.04.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 78507 πŸ” 13902 πŸ’¬ 1107 πŸ“Œ 778

This is a pretty fun baseball question. What Cy Young winner had the highest WHIP in his award season, and what was that number? Modern era. Starting pitcher.

01.04.2025 19:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
Former Uber driver makes the Yankees roster. How does he get to the ballpark on Opening Day? Yep, an Uber.

Former Uber driver makes the Yankees roster. How does he get to the ballpark on Opening Day? Yep, an Uber.

These feel-good stories always have a tinge of: Why was he an Uber driver? Because minor league baseball doesn't pay a living wage?

27.03.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
MLB DFS - Opening Day 03/27/2025 - The Dish
MLB DFS - Opening Day 03/27/2025 - The Dish YouTube video by Dan Strafford

Allow me to reintroduce myself...

#MLB #DFS opening day look at the 9 game slate.

youtu.be/IIESxYv4888

27.03.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

27.03.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 30943 πŸ” 7243 πŸ’¬ 648 πŸ“Œ 501
Tanner Bibee eats chipotle

Tanner Bibee eats chipotle

Tanner Bibee has food poisoning

Tanner Bibee has food poisoning

Started/going

27.03.2025 17:15 πŸ‘ 1724 πŸ” 323 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 41
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BASEBALL HYPE VIDEO THREAD!

As teams drop their official team hype video, I'm throwing them here.

FIRST UP: Your Baltimore Orioles.

27.03.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 15

As we wait for first pitch, I hope you'll consider a FanGraphs Membership. Being a Member comes with a bunch of great benefits, and it's the best way to both experience the site and support our work. We can't wait to watch this season with you!

27.03.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6
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Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!

#PlayBall #GoGiants #SFGiants #NothingLikeIt

27.03.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someday people will look back on all this, if we're lucky.

27.03.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 840 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 11

Big, if true.

27.03.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much?

ME: put them in my feelings wallet so l can buy books and cheese with them

THERAPIST: what?

ME: what?

27.03.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 858 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 8