MrsDSalinger

The abject terror of looking ahead to like 8-9 super busy weekends in a row

this whole article is absolutely gorgeous. pure poetry all the way through.

Ok... maybe I can give that a shot. If I'm in the right mindset.

I haven't been around much, so I missed this. I'm so tempted to watch this, based on your review, but I'm a big baby when it comes to horror.

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I'm not on social media very often these days, so it took an impersonator to bring me back.

Hope everyone is doing well!

Not sure if baseball or urban planning-

Thank you to everyone who reported the imposter. They have been banished, since...

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I feel like I should be embarrassed that that sounds very on brand for me, but I'm not. I'm too busy laughing!

That was a clue right there... the real me is much wittier.

I'm afraid they'll be sorely disappointed.

I'm definitely the cooler and more fun MrsD!

I'm glad you saw this then! What did the DM say?

That one was fun to watch!

Thank you! Hope you're enjoying the playoffs!

That account would have been very disappointing for those who know me.

Thank you! I reported them after I received a message informing me about it. People are weird.

1. This is not me.
2. Why would someone want to impersonate ME?

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Me: Since the kids are gone for the night, what do you want to do for dinner?

Husband: I don’t know. What can’t we eat when the kids are around… pussy?

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

This is a pretty fun baseball question. What Cy Young winner had the highest WHIP in his award season, and what was that number? Modern era. Starting pitcher.

Former Uber driver makes the Yankees roster. How does he get to the ballpark on Opening Day? Yep, an Uber.

These feel-good stories always have a tinge of: Why was he an Uber driver? Because minor league baseball doesn't pay a living wage?

MLB DFS - Opening Day 03/27/2025 - The Dish YouTube video by Dan Strafford

Allow me to reintroduce myself...

#MLB #DFS opening day look at the 9 game slate.

youtu.be/IIESxYv4888

In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

Tanner Bibee eats chipotle

Tanner Bibee has food poisoning

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BASEBALL HYPE VIDEO THREAD!

As teams drop their official team hype video, I'm throwing them here.

FIRST UP: Your Baltimore Orioles.

As we wait for first pitch, I hope you'll consider a FanGraphs Membership. Being a Member comes with a bunch of great benefits, and it's the best way to both experience the site and support our work. We can't wait to watch this season with you!

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!

#PlayBall #GoGiants #SFGiants #NothingLikeIt

Someday people will look back on all this, if we're lucky.

Big, if true.

THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much?

ME: put them in my feelings wallet so l can buy books and cheese with them

THERAPIST: what?

ME: what?