Ivor Tymchak

Any more tory MPs defecating to Reform?

Here's one: don't leave them unattended on the hob.

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

Dude, that's the non-stick coating you've scoured off!

If you get elected on a mandate to do things differently every detail counts. If you turn up in Parliament wearing the same dress code as everyone else then you've already indicated you're prepared to compromise your principles to the dominant group.

Translation: Our sponsored puppet is too useless to do the job of placating the oppressed poor so we'll have to find another tactic to protect our privileges.

WAR!!!

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

UK energy prices are soaring – and propagandists want to sell you a false reason why | George Monbiot The war on Iran has put fossil-fuel prices centre stage, but don’t believe those who tout ‘maximising the North Sea’ as our salvation, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

There's no such thing as North Sea gas. It's gas. It's sold to the highest bidder. The profits go to private individuals. Basic economics.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Do we want to keep fixing the same issue? Unlearned lessons from the first big oil crisis As energy prices tripled in the 1970s due to Middle Eastern wars, Scandinavia, France and the Netherlands sped up green transition

From what I can see Britain's response seems to be to allow more wood burning stoves.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

SUV drivers could face extra charges for driving in London TfL are also poised to increase 20mph zones and cut speed limits on the capital’s fastest roads later this year

Hopefully, the tide is turning.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

It's faintly amusing seeing Americans complain about rising gas prices. When I check to see how much drivers are paying per litre I'm shocked by how cheap it is compared with the UK.

The least sexy things (in political terms) are often the most effective in the long term. Insulating houses is one of them.

Epstein used modelling agent to recruit girls, Brazilian women tell BBC Modelling agent used businesses to recruit girls and arrange US visas to visit Jeffrey Epstein, Brazilian women tell BBC.

Drip by drip the picture of a paedophile ring operating at the highest level is being revealed.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'm pretty sure he just becomes the eighth in line for the throne.

You'd think with every oil crisis we'd be looking for a viable alternative. Something that is relatively cheap, plentiful and not restricted to specific parts of the globe.

Bridgend man says he was punched for sticking to 20mph limit A man says he was punched for sticking to the speed limit while driving to a hospital appointment.

..did not go to jail because he employs people..
Now extrapolate from this principle: if you're rich enough you can rape children with impunity.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"Defensive strikes."

Seriously, how stupid do they think we are?

Hereditary peers to lose their seats in the House of Lords Upper chamber accepts final draft of bill, which offers life peerages to some of those who would otherwise be removed

good

now move on to other institutions based on lineage

#NotMyKing

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I knew someone who worked with the samples. He said some of the them are from poorly people and their samples generate gas which can explode when the lid comes off. The more faeces, the greater the explosion.

Sport and politics aren't allowed to mix. Except when FIFA benefits.

For years we found them “laughable” or some kind of embarrassment. But when you see YEARS of drip drip stories put into one beautifully written piece… oh my god.

Either people read incredibly fast or TV editors don't care about anyone fully reading the statements issued by companies.

Or is it assumed the programmes can be paused?

Cardiff mum's disbelief at sentence for driver who killed daughter on zebra crossing Keely Morgan, 15, died after being hit by Christopher West as she waited to cross a road.

Why are operators of lethal weapons given such lenient sentences when they kill someone?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The whole isolationist thing of being self sufficient as a country is shown to be the nonsense it is with North Sea oil. Sure, Britain can pump it out but selling it is a different matter. The American petro-dollar is the true evil shadowing the earth.

I was sceptical when a friend of mine told me how much better the oats are for you when soaked overnight. All my subsequent research convinced me that's the only way to eat porridge.

I always imagined the capriciousness of a school bully would be moderated by the weight of social expectations as they grew older. It never occurred to me that hierarchy would instead, encourage such behaviour until the bullies became world leaders who could murder at will.

Today is International Poof Renters Day.

*checks notes*

Ah. No wait, International Proofreaders Day.

WAR..

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

Mandelson 'released from bail conditions'. Anti-genocide activists were jailed more than 1.5yrs Mandelson remains 'under investigation', but the treatment he's receiving is a stark contrast with the prison without trial for PA activists

Mandelson remains 'under investigation', but the treatment he's receiving is a stark contrast with the prison without trial for PA activists

Via @skwawkbox.org

A total solar eclipse seen from space.

The shadow of the Moon looks like a giant bruise from the perspective of the astronauts aboard the ISS.

#astronomy

Image: NASA

How stupid does the BBC think I am? As stupid as sheep, apparently.