Joel Cotera

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

I’m not sold on him as a footballer but I must admit that the name “Malo Gusto” goes hard as hell.

Blumenthal after getting briefed on Iran: "We seem to be on a path toward deploying American troops on the ground in Iran to accomplish any of the potential objectives here. There's also the specter of active Russian aid to Iran putting in danger American lives ... China also may be assisting Iran"

RON JOHNSON: 650k people that are at large in America have committed crimes. Mr Bier, you're shaking your head

BIER: They're not at large. They're in prison. They're in prison where they should be

JOHNSON: They're not detained!

BIER: They're detained by the states. They're not detained by ICE

I’ve earned each and every one of these stripes

And entry level homes

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

This is amazing

I’m shocked the word Millenial isn’t sprinkled in there.

I can't compete with this.

Nepo ayatollah.

I cannot see this asshole speak without my mind going to Colin Jost's SNL impression...

Which by the way is MUCH better than the original 🤣

Somewhere in New York, the Marvel Comics editorial board is working overtime to find a way and end Tom Holland and Zendaya’s marriage

Republican Rep. Darrell Issa won't run for re-election.

For those who may not remember, funding an adversary in a proxy war in Afghanistan was a big part of how the US bankrupted the Soviet Union.

Sudden cancellation of Army exercise fuels speculation about troops in Middle East The abrupt cancelation of a training event has put a spotlight on the 82nd Airborne Division, which specializes in ground combat and other fraught missions.

Breaking news: The Army abruptly canceled a major training exercise, officials said, fueling speculation within the Defense Department that soldiers specializing in ground combat and a range of other missions may be sent to the Middle East.

nyt website currently resembles one of those mock covers people made before 2016 election: economy floundering, war in the middle east, scandal-plagued cabinet sec, brazen corruption....

Trump voter whose son, Ruben Ray Martinez, was killed by ICE:

"I was devastated and in disbelief. It's bad enough to lose your child, but then to lose your child at the hands of law enforcement when they're supposed to be the ones to protect your child."

If we're doing W Bush stuff, let's at least get the Colbert Report back

How dare you

believed i was in a monogamous relationship with a bassist in a touring punk band

BREAKING: FIU Probes Alleged Racist, Antisemitic Chat Tied to Turning Point USA Members of the group chat allegedly used the N-word more than 200 times.

FIU is investigating a racist and antisemitic group chat that allegedly included the Miami Dade GOP secretary and the president of the school's Turning Point USA chapter.

These dumb Hispanic fucks have been for too long sheltered about living in Miami and being too stupid to realize THEY ARE NOT WHITE. Try leaving abuelitas neighborhood for once in your life, you stupid sapingos.

a cheems dog is holding a baseball bat next to a chibi character . ALT: a cheems dog is holding a baseball bat next to a chibi character .

Government:

If there were any real justice in the world, this bitch ass pussy would get the dogshit beat out of him the second he stepped outside.

You’re fucking kidding me.

This 00s nostalgia is out of control.

Check out this asshole

Opinion | The $1.5 trillion question facing the Pentagon Figuring out what to do with a proposed $1.5 trillion defense budget is reportedly causing major headaches inside the Pentagon.

This was February 24th:

The military literally doesn’t know how to spend an extra $500 billion

www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

The House Oversight Committee has voted to subpoena Pam Bondi to testify about her handling of the Epstein files.