I’ll slap the shit out of you in 2026.
Shitposter. Dog lover. Sports and film junkie. Cool nerd.
1/5 of SlanderU. 1/3 of 1TakePod.
Writer - Yahoo Sports Uncrowned, The Ringer, Complex. Media Guy. Texas Ex. San Antonio Kid. Sandra’s Son.
A dirty boy who comes down on the side of dissonance, I can't even relax without sirens off in the distances
Sports Lover, Coffee Drinker, New Yoker
"I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer."--Space Ghost
34.
That's the thing about "someday..." you're only one day away from saying goodbye to someday. He/Him || Yankees || Oregon || Mizzou || PSN: Canowned24 ||
"And on the 8th day God created a magical talking leopard and forgot all about us."
- Frankie Boyle
REV UP THOSE FRYERS
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Voted top wholesome account in 2022 and 2023, trust me. I don’t tweet from my fridge.
You know who I am; but you don’t know why I’m here…..
You know I would walk a thousand miles if I could just see you tonight. Instagram.com/tom.q.art
