Sterling "Steelo" Brim

i must be pimento the way i'll live

thug pro player: im taking drugs right now does anyone want to go to high school

and you should be able to beat off while they pick ur brain chunks off of the rock

they should make a version of hitting your head as hard as possible against a rock that's actually chill and fine

killing yourself and saying "alright we go next"

walking up to random kids on the playground and saying Do You Want To Be My Friend feels less puerile than this

adding someone as a discord friend while you're on call with them is such a vulnerable experience

transmasc and transfemme musical duo called Battle Of The Sexes

how it feels to be friends with more than 5 people

hard stuck plat 4 in Ranked Suicidal Ideation because i keep falling for the Hypothetical Vegetable Argument and stepping down from the stool

When you catch your eunuch lowkey lacing your yogurt with arsenic to end the Qing dynasty so you genuinely put him in a chicago drill reverse edit for eternity

plopping my pubes #haircare

using my phone in the bathroom with a charging brick. this is rock bottom

one reptillion🦎 dollars

yeah baby cut that jib.. make it BLEED. just so helpless and needy. #jibplay

promise you'll stop cutting your jib... for me?

you like the cut of my jib, huh? well i don't. but cutting my jib is all i can do to feel alive

dudes love to say they're polyam until they have to maintain 5 Friendships

White woman touring the guangzhou shein sweatshop: The workers here literally remind me of Santa's elves! Gosh, I feel my holiday spirit coming on 🎅🎁

hol' up, we dem boyz <- introducing your system of headmates to others
hol' up, we makin' noise <- autistic stimming induced by rich inner multiplicity

online queer person who thinks Wiz Khalifa's We Dem Boyz is about plurality

or like the dankest sex dungeon where the sub cant even breathe through the moldy latex ballgag covered in shit and they would say Daww hope you feel better soon

u could draw a furry getting eviscerated by neo torture devices outlawed by the genevas and there would still be a reply like Sooo cute

guy who thinks the dictionary is ranked by importance: actually assuming an aardvark ate i am cackling

i think bluesky thinks i hate my parents

my tiktok thinks im an affluent leftist posting climate change infographics and throwing caltrops at cop cars but my instagram reels thinks im a 36 year old blue collar mexican dude who grinds rec center basketball on his days off

(consoling my new fiend after a divorce) you could learn to love me as your plug

guy who got too into CBT: oomf supporting pinball when Multiball is literally an ableist term :/

me introducing my two best frineds: spighetti, meat balls

wish my dad would secretly poison me so i can excuse myself from wack hangouts by claiming my supposed chronic illness like a rich girl