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Matt the Knife

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Proud father, lucky husband, decent improviser, experienced software engineer, avid reader, podcaster (Knights of the Rolled Table, Hacking the Grepson), gamer (single player). Be kind, or shut up. For legal reasons, this account is satire.

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FFS do it

10.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in a doorway with the words `` won 't you be my neighbor ... '' written on the screen . ALT: a man is standing in a doorway with the words `` won 't you be my neighbor ... '' written on the screen .
08.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne is the worst variant Batman

05.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good riddance, though her replacement doesn’t exactly sound like a good person.

05.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird they got an actual Republican congressman to be in their commercial.

04.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the hardest concepts to get new improvises to understand is that your character can say β€œno” without breaking the β€œyes, and” rule. The important part of β€œyes” isn’t blind obedience in-scene, it’s you saying YES to the shared reality you and your scene partner are creating together.

04.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Socially, maybe. Economically? No. (and this is why β€œleft vs right” is too reductive and why using only a two party system makes no sense)

03.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which Republican policies do you like that Dems aren’t already backing?

03.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do we have the video from yesterday?

03.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Texas voters, protect your vote:
β€’ Bring an approved photo ID, Texas is strict about this
β€’ If your name does not match exactly, bring supporting documents
β€’ If they challenge you at the polls, you can request a provisional ballot
2/3

03.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1051 πŸ” 376 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 9

That’s how old I am, I can confirm that 47 years is forever

01.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if they were β€œWar Contractors”

27.02.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever

27.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough. How would you have worded the headline?

27.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, no argument there. But in this context, used in this way, it is very clear what is meant, and silly to get pedantic about it. Similarly, I saw a lot of β€œum actually”ing about Senator Al Green’s β€œBlack people are not apes!” sign with people saying β€œall humans are apes”, we all know what’s meant

27.02.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

petaQ! Gowron would have respected the hell out of Jay-Den and his courageous fight against expectations and gender norms. One who fights the whole world, is a true warrior indeed.

27.02.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As I said, it depends on the definition. I mean if you look at the wiki page on β€œhuman” they don’t mention Neanderthal (as far as I saw). It’s all semantics. Personally, I don’t have a strong opinion one way or the other, it’s silly to plant you flag on a hill made of sand

27.02.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like I said, depends on the definition you use. I also have Neanderthal ancestors.

27.02.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But, I mean, if they want to identify as human I’ll call them human

27.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well then you’re incorrect. β€œHuman” equates to Homo sapiens. Neanderthals were Homo neanderthalensis

27.02.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe I witnessed that

27.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just wrote this elsewhere with more info, but it depends on the definition of the word β€œhuman” you use

27.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Depends on how you define β€œhuman”. They were people by any reasonable definition, but they’re not Homo sapiens

27.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It would explain a lot, actually.

27.02.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Until they change their name back, no one should be working with or helping them in any way (and not even then, TBH) Just the message that working with the Dept of β€œWar” sends should be enough to do that. But people are horrible these days.

27.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And this is why I use Claude, and not a more well known Chat bot who is owned by people who are huge donors to Turnip”. Plus it works better for what I use AI for

27.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been slowly world building a story idea where an event happens that leads to Carter winning in β€˜80, Reagan doesn’t get past the primaries in β€˜84. The rest is sort of a β€œwhat if?” around that and the fallout from the event. It’s shocking how much suffering can be traced directly back to Reagan

27.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

People who don’t know information are ignorant and, from this ignorance, can think foolishly. But this becomes stupidity when rejecting offered evidence that could remove their ignorance. And even more foolish than that is being proud of not wanting to learn and staying ignorant.

26.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 825 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 23

People do what you pay them to do.
You pay corporate executives to make stock prices go up, not to make better products.
You pay politicians to get re-elected, not to govern well.
You pay reporters to get a bigger audience, not to tell the truth.
And so forth.
Be aware of what you pay people to do

26.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 3817 πŸ” 1029 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 76

Well that’s just begging to become a meme format

26.02.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0