You are correct, sir.
(but let's also not forget the horse ghost that supposedly haunts the campus)
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You are correct, sir.
(but let's also not forget the horse ghost that supposedly haunts the campus)
These are the most normal photos I’ve ever seen.
My high school best friend went to college where KA had their Alpha chapter. Imagine the standard KA experience but turned up to 11. It was a tony liberal arts college in the South where 95% of the student body was Greek and KA was *still* unusually insufferable.
Me reading this as the former president of my fraternity:
“Leave early to do kegstands?” Now that’s just a harmful stereotype. Fraternities are about more than… “at the KA House…” never mind. That absolutely checks out.
[Kash Patel squares up against a suspect]
[Suspect pulls out a gun]
PATEL: I was told guns aren’t allowed in the octagon.
Pitch an unnecessary sequel
The Godfather Part III
Ooh, that would be fascinating
One of the worst things I can say about an airport is "I had no choice but to eat at the Chili's Too"
For almost of our ancestors who willingly emigrated to America, the "right way" was:
1) Get on boat
2) Get off boat
America's current byzantine immigration process is designed so that, unless you're part of an exceedingly small group of people, there simply is no "right way".
BOOMSHAKALAKA
www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/
The Oscars: with special guest host Jackie Daytona
“You know who else everyone thought was a loser who couldn’t get it done when it mattered…”
“You know who else everyone thought was a loser who couldn’t get it done when it mattered…”
At least the photos accompanying the Wikipedia articles on Nuremberg 2.0 will be SUPER TIGHT.
I would like to congratulate Grammarly’s lawyers for belatedly realizing their shitty AI product was gonna get them class-action yeeted into the sun.
I would also like to encourage Grammerly to eat shit forever and ever amen.
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
When he was about to get shot, Ari Goodday thought about when his dad showed him ice.
the great gatsby is an unusually accessible and easy-to-read piece of high literature.
I was looking forward to the version where every digital character was played by Andy Serkis and every real life character was played by Jeffrey Coombs in prosthetics.
Exactly what sparked my curiosity!
Hypothetically, if I were to get elected to Congress and then punch Andy Ogles in the face while in the House chamber, would that fall under the Speech and Debate clause?
Please make sure SkyMiles members with Medallion status have their masks fastened first.
World Baseball Classic Eligibility Rules:
USA, MEX, DR, etc.: Must be a citizen
NED, ISR, CZE, etc.: Must qualify for citizenship, but need not be a citizen
ITALY:
I once got asked by students how I prep for class. I told them I figure out the two or three things I absolutely need to say or we absolutely need to talk about and that’s about it. I let the discussion itself carry the rest of us like a current.
They… did not believe me.
We are living through some of the most headass statecraft humanity has ever witnessed
There are so many points in that thread where I'm like "Oh, god. I'm dying of second hand embarrassment. It can't possibly get worse than this," and then IT DOES.
For all its faults, St. Louis is an incredible food city. This includes Fitz's root beer and Red Hot Ripplets, a barbecue potato chip that will melt your face off if you get to the bottom of the bag where it's all crumbs and dust. TIL Ripplets are illegal to sell in the state of California.
Sir, this is 2026. I'm going to need you to be more specific.
