I'm in the subway basically every day and will now be on Tiny Horse Watch™
13.03.2026 02:45
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I'm in the subway basically every day and will now be on Tiny Horse Watch™
Says the dipshit running the unpopular war where leadership apparently didn't ask "what if they close off that really important body of water just off their coast" to entirely predictable effect.
New rule:
When you have three consecutive skeets that come together like this, you have a Blueskaiku. I don't make the rules. Except this one, which I just made.
Mayo or St. Marys?
Mayo or St. Marys?
WHICH MAYO CAMPUS I MUST KNOW
Blueskaiku
Where does George Lucas go for his apology?
Coming soon to the Pawnee Harvest Fest
Next up, “LR Arch Wall.” Since “Sink 2 of 3” turned off the fridge and stove instead of “Stove Fridge,” god only knows.
UPDATE: We do NOT know what “LR Arch” goes to. It is a mystery breaker.
Living room arch light. One of the lucky ones that are labeled.
A breaker box where, I don’t know, like 20% of the circuit breakers are labeled.
PARENTS: Can you install a light for us?
ME: Sure. Is your breaker box labeled?
PARENTS: It’s very well labeled.
THE BREAKER BOX:
Given that this all happened because of President Dumbshit, I think you’ll have better chances with the Fell Beasts of Mordor.
You are correct, sir.
(but let's also not forget the horse ghost that supposedly haunts the campus)
These are the most normal photos I’ve ever seen.
My high school best friend went to college where KA had their Alpha chapter. Imagine the standard KA experience but turned up to 11. It was a tony liberal arts college in the South where 95% of the student body was Greek and KA was *still* unusually insufferable.
Me reading this as the former president of my fraternity:
“Leave early to do kegstands?” Now that’s just a harmful stereotype. Fraternities are about more than… “at the KA House…” never mind. That absolutely checks out.
[Kash Patel squares up against a suspect]
[Suspect pulls out a gun]
PATEL: I was told guns aren’t allowed in the octagon.
Pitch an unnecessary sequel
The Godfather Part III
Ooh, that would be fascinating
One of the worst things I can say about an airport is "I had no choice but to eat at the Chili's Too"
For almost of our ancestors who willingly emigrated to America, the "right way" was:
1) Get on boat
2) Get off boat
America's current byzantine immigration process is designed so that, unless you're part of an exceedingly small group of people, there simply is no "right way".
BOOMSHAKALAKA
www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/
