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18+ account of the World's Biggest Owl Commissions open! Size addict 23 He/It/She pfp by @/saddestbossista.bsky.social

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"Yes, I agree banning my niche anthro art is bad, but they also banned incest which (despite being far more common as fetishes go) I've bent myself into a nice little mental pretzel thinking is somehow an important moral stance."

11.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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btw this actually happened to me in real life

19.09.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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Animation for @feelinggirthy.bsky.social

11.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 755 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me
Descriptive text around Brooke reads:
BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]]
-Typing software mascot
-Detective Guy
-Stoat
-He Deals with Horrors*
-Part-time Dress-Up Doll
-Sometimes tall
-Sometimes Small
[[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]]
*He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday
-Default Mascot design for Marketability
[[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me Descriptive text around Brooke reads: BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]] -Typing software mascot -Detective Guy -Stoat -He Deals with Horrors* -Part-time Dress-Up Doll -Sometimes tall -Sometimes Small [[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]] *He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday -Default Mascot design for Marketability [[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair,  glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing.
He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]],

"A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture.
[[do you think i'm pretty]]

Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline.

Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology.
[[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]"

A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair, glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing. He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]], "A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture. [[do you think i'm pretty]] Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline. Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology. [[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]" A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"

Brooke stands idly with a vacant expression on his crudely drawn face. He has a black sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail. 
Text above him reads,
"-Inspired by Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing
-and Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego"
There's a smaller headshot of him wearing a purple fedora that matches his coat. "HAT" is written, with an arrow pointing at it.
Brooke's face is doodled in more flattering detail in the top right, somehow even lower detail in the middle right, and in the bottom right, Brooke is depicted as a computer. Like, a computer with just his face on the monitor. 
Someone off-screen asks him,
"Brooke show me fortnite milfs"
Brooke replies, with an unimpressed yet pitying smile,
"Hi. I'm the Brooke. You're not getting that"

Brooke stands idly with a vacant expression on his crudely drawn face. He has a black sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail. Text above him reads, "-Inspired by Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing -and Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" There's a smaller headshot of him wearing a purple fedora that matches his coat. "HAT" is written, with an arrow pointing at it. Brooke's face is doodled in more flattering detail in the top right, somehow even lower detail in the middle right, and in the bottom right, Brooke is depicted as a computer. Like, a computer with just his face on the monitor. Someone off-screen asks him, "Brooke show me fortnite milfs" Brooke replies, with an unimpressed yet pitying smile, "Hi. I'm the Brooke. You're not getting that"

This is Brooke! Look at He

10.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 661 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

Mina and Silver have designs that can only come to be as a result of the artist thinking about seeing these characters fuck

Mina's Critical Damage portrait was made with 100% pure horny intent and I refuse to believe otherwise

10.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Deadlock got me thinking about this (plus the recent successes and failures of live service games like Marvel Rivals and Highguard).

Deadlock's cast is unapologetically horny and grimy in a way that is both interesting and feels like it will basically never be directly addressed by anyone at Valve.

10.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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~Scolipede Pleasure Time~
When you're a just small man with your 500 pound GF :V
Enjoy!

10.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 2415 πŸ” 527 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Living in a beautiful house, being his beautiful wife...

But you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
Then you may tell yourself, "I am not his beautiful wife"

Spending the days with Rai, letting him pin you down
Spending the days with Rai, cum is now flowing under

10.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A small anthro cockroach coughs on the corner of a room, while surrounded by green clouds of poison gas. Nearer, a hand holds a spray of bug poison, or what it thought it was one, because it is shaking and sweating, knowing this isn't poison at all. The can says:

MACRO MARCH ROACH GROWTH DRIVE! And indicates that reposts makes the cockroach (me!) grow 2 feet, and the likes makes me grow 1 feet. 

In a corner, a textbox indicated that my starting height is 1.5 inches, just like any normal cockroach. That is not going to remain like that for long.

A small anthro cockroach coughs on the corner of a room, while surrounded by green clouds of poison gas. Nearer, a hand holds a spray of bug poison, or what it thought it was one, because it is shaking and sweating, knowing this isn't poison at all. The can says: MACRO MARCH ROACH GROWTH DRIVE! And indicates that reposts makes the cockroach (me!) grow 2 feet, and the likes makes me grow 1 feet. In a corner, a textbox indicated that my starting height is 1.5 inches, just like any normal cockroach. That is not going to remain like that for long.

Uh-oh... You tried to spray that cockroach with poison, but it seems you picked the wrong can..

This marks the start of my first #MacroMarch growth drive EVER! Let see how much growth agent you've put on this bug πŸͺ³πŸͺ³ #sizesky #macro #bugsona #bug #bugoc #growth #growthdrive

01.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1
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Been meaning to go back into that avatar studio world and do these for a good bit. May as well share.

The husband and wife

07.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think people believe the point of progressive politics is to try to convince malicious, bad-faith bigots to not be violent, instead of defanging their movements and making them politically irrelevant.

It's not about "saving the souls of the lost". It's about making sure their harm is mitigated.

09.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 881 πŸ” 255 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 11
Drawing of a crumbling statue head propped up on loose girder beams, the face looks cobbled together from different statue heads and wears a bent crown

Drawing of a crumbling statue head propped up on loose girder beams, the face looks cobbled together from different statue heads and wears a bent crown

Shigeru Mizuki draws the entrance to Hell. (GeGeGe no Kitaro)

09.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 14396 πŸ” 3244 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 60
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Silver's big catch, She found the greedy that steal her camps

10.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep feeding that nerd she's definitely not cause trouble in late gameπŸ–πŸ–

01.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mages vs Rogue

10.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 603 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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CW: body dysmorphia, derealisation, mention of eating disorder and self harm

Ain’t got nobody #brainbunnies

10.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 2008 πŸ” 355 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 4

vyper being REALLY gross

12.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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sketchy ivy showing off her big butt…

24.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 969 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna have sex at Wendy’s

26.02.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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In addition to a Members card that always reappears on the holder even if it's thrown away, the "benefits" of being part of the Liar's Club are extraordinary and esoteric as Borbie and @mithaagrows.bsky.social display.

09.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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What can I say the guys motivated for sure..

A b/w sketch comm for @bigrat.dad

10.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Big inflate edit
#furryart

01.02.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1129 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Circling back to this, because I'm STILL riled up

This (and every) dumbed down, sugarcoated adaptation was NEVER made "for kids". It was made to coddle and placate sensitive, reactionary, misperceptive adults who are too dumb and afraid to think critically or feel deeply about the world around them

13.12.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 570 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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"How interesting, I've never had a snack show up during bath time before..."

07.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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my vision for silver deadlock like and subscribe if you

#grindart

10.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 1887 πŸ” 595 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 6

Sona like 95% of the time

10.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It looks like the wild joltik are attracted to the largest power source in the vicinity~ I wonder how much longer until Casey notices these horny bugs…

09.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 350 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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it's an ash. she's Bigger now. no I'm not explaining anything (art by @boosterpang.bsky.social

20.10.2024 17:01 πŸ‘ 779 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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🦊Blobun is on sale for its 1 year anniversary! Now you can solve puzzles and touch every tile for the lowest price yet! (well, except Blobun Mini, which was free, but you know)

Check it out:
store.steampowered.com/app/3284270/...
cyansorcery.itch.io/blobun

#indiedev #gamedev #gamemaker

09.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3