No but I-- *getting sprayed in the face with a water bottle and told NO*
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Theoretical creative. Burnt-out human-shaped thing. Held together by duct tape and spite. Elder millennial | He/Him | Imported Masshole | Sometimes NSFW π Bully me into creating things: https://ko-fi.com/disposablehero
No but I-- *getting sprayed in the face with a water bottle and told NO*
I'm sorry, I can't help when the brain zoomies hit
Okay π
This is one of my favorite shirts, I've had TWO of them, and the graphic just completely falls apart after a couple years π
Stick it to the man!
Me (white man, long gray-brown beard, black t-shirt with a very faded old comic style graphic that says βAliens gave my cat a BEARD!β featuring a cat with a beard, a scared woman, a UFO, and presumably government agents in hazmat suits) standing in the kitchen. Photo is from lower half of face to torso
Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through
SECOND COFFEE
The Problem
I assumed this was the standard expected response
YES IT IS π₯΅
they stole it from us!
β¨οΈ HERE FOR IT β¨οΈ
who planned the watermelon festival and the hot dog festival on the same day?
medicinal making out, is this anything?
I do donuts on my couch usually
Decide? This is all natural.
I might have some clowning capacity lying around somewhere
Yessssss π€
Hairy Styles is the name of my fashion brand
Excellent, end on a high note
hi, it's me, I'm him
Tbh same if I die on the toilet
Nah sounds like a real sausage fest
π good morning
Ah yes, better to play it safe
Noooooo π«
Spending Mar10 Day consuming strange mushrooms and getting superpowers
Ugghhhh Iβm sorry π why are brains
I donβt know you but Babs sent me so that must mean quite a bit
I canβt thank yall enough for donating and sharing π I wonβt post this forever and harp on it bc I know itβs annoying but if you could share for me? Love yall
throne.com/smuttyromanc... Check out this item on my Throne!