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DisposableHero

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Theoretical creative. Burnt-out human-shaped thing. Held together by duct tape and spite. Elder millennial | He/Him | Imported Masshole | Sometimes NSFW πŸ”ž Bully me into creating things: https://ko-fi.com/disposablehero

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No but I-- *getting sprayed in the face with a water bottle and told NO*

10.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, I can't help when the brain zoomies hit

10.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay πŸ‘€

10.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of my favorite shirts, I've had TWO of them, and the graphic just completely falls apart after a couple years πŸ˜•

10.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stick it to the man!

10.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me (white man, long gray-brown beard, black t-shirt with a very faded old comic style graphic that says β€œAliens gave my cat a BEARD!” featuring a cat with a beard, a scared woman, a UFO, and presumably government agents in hazmat suits) standing in the kitchen. Photo is from lower half of face to torso

Me (white man, long gray-brown beard, black t-shirt with a very faded old comic style graphic that says β€œAliens gave my cat a BEARD!” featuring a cat with a beard, a scared woman, a UFO, and presumably government agents in hazmat suits) standing in the kitchen. Photo is from lower half of face to torso

Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through

10.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

SECOND COFFEE

10.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Problem

10.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I assumed this was the standard expected response

10.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YES IT IS πŸ₯΅

10.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they stole it from us!

10.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

✨️ HERE FOR IT ✨️

10.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

who planned the watermelon festival and the hot dog festival on the same day?

10.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

medicinal making out, is this anything?

10.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I do donuts on my couch usually

10.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Decide? This is all natural.

10.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I might have some clowning capacity lying around somewhere

10.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yessssss πŸ–€

10.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hairy Styles is the name of my fashion brand

10.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent, end on a high note

10.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hi, it's me, I'm him

10.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Tbh same if I die on the toilet

10.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah sounds like a real sausage fest

10.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😍 good morning

10.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, better to play it safe

10.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Noooooo 😫

10.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spending Mar10 Day consuming strange mushrooms and getting superpowers

10.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugghhhh I’m sorry πŸ˜• why are brains

10.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know you but Babs sent me so that must mean quite a bit

10.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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