Aunt Elle

Surely, getting admitted to Harvard as a frozen embryo must’ve taken some sort of extraordinary effort.

😂

He bought exactly the fucking size he wanted lil Marco to squeeze into.

The shoes are a metaphor. They say, I own you now— right down to your toes.

Such a bitch move that if this were prison, Marco wouldn’t last a week wearing those fucking things.

Confucius did not but perhaps may have said:

~~ one should live such a life that no need to live on heavily armed military bases exists 🧘‍♀️ ⚖️

What a waste of a law degree, career, reputation, and hope of any peace in the afterlife.

Stetson should be embarrassed and AG Barbie should resign.

We could legit pay off the national debt by simply impeaching him and setting his fat stanky ass in a for-profit prison where they’ll charge admission fees to see him incarcerated and additional fees to take the insider tour where you can throw softballs at him in the cage’n he falls into the water

It’s a moot point. I didn’t struggle. I missed the apostrophe. GFY.

So, Gilead.

Nor does he care.

I’m not arguing that point because its moot. We have a right to guns without *much impairment because the very astute dudes who wrote the Constitution didn’t have a crystal ball or the foresight to see that one day we’d be lugging around self loading hand cannons that need some federal regulations.

Green energy crap for me not thee.

Bryant works fast. He announced a different engagement last summer.

Self immolation looks to be about ten minutes off for ole Robbie boy. He should lay off the tanning bed. Even in jeans. Yikes.

America’s favorite panty liner.

He wants to rule the entire world, and if you can’t see that by now, come talk to me.

I’ve got some beauuuuteeful waterfront property for sale in South Florida.

Because there weren’t any cars so no one was driving in 1868.

Guns, of some sort, we had. They were expressly defined and included in what we have a right to… cars were not included in the Constitution.

It really is that simple.

That’s it. That’s why.

What legislation? No one legislates. That’s a fucking joke and he’s as lame as they get.

Road signs were edited to reflect the state before 1980?
😂
This is why Rs are duped so badly.
They’re just fuckin’ stupid.

Long ass Persian war.
Wherethefuckyoubeen

Hegseth plagiarized Gracie Lou Freebush’s answer.

Hard to believe Trump was anointed by the Christian God to bring about this Armageddon but that seems to be the story.

Trump was apparently anointed to do just this.

Keep watching this spot cuz Jesus is supposed to drop back in anytime now.

I hate being right all the time.

😂

I’ve had fun here but I’m seeing quite a bit of stereotyping, 😞 tropes, and just generally shitty posts 😡 that I can’t tolerate anymore so imma pop out for the rest of this very pretty very sunny ☀️ Saturday.

Y’all be nice to one another.

✌️

He’s just talking about killing civilians without reason. He’s not even talking about the bad guys anymore. He’s talking about the Iranian NPCs in his cosplay war that happens to be real because we have tiny dicked scared “leaders” who have to bully people who can’t fight back.

No need. It’s right there. I said thanks — what more do you want?

Another antisemitic post on Bluesky. Thanks Brenny. There’s not enough of this already.

There’s always a [social media post] for that.