Screenshot from an InStyle article about the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping containing the released security footage photo of the suspect in a ski mask and there’s a “shop the look” button on it.
shop the look
Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu
So just 894kcal for the whole plate! Wow.
Vinted is a great way to make some extra money if you need £3.50 in two weeks time.
A warning has been issued after fake letters were posted through letterboxes, claiming people would have to house refugees if they flew St George's flag. The letter said that "patriotic" households displaying the country's flag will temporarily house refugees because ‘we know you would be proud to assist your country’.
lol.
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
This is very accurate about Channel 5.
Me in the back of a small car with a slight clammy appearance. I'm holding a yellow hand fan with the Dutch rail logo on and have a surprised if not frightening expression on my face.
Attempting to keep cool.
In the back of a VW Up! today on a 6 hour drive with no aircon in 30 degree heat. Boiled alive.
You gotta live viz
BBC headline: Group backed by Judi Dench takes over North Yorkshire nature site.
Why are they reporting it like it's a paramilitary coup?
One of the great under discussed developments of the past year or so is how Royal Mail have largely given up on the idea of delivering post. They've moved on, god knows to what, but the rest of society still seems to be stuck in the naive notion that paying £1.70 for a stamp means something.
The Vatican are allowed to take part in Eurovision and really it's a missed opportunity that they don't - either gag entries like the Pope rapping from the Pope mobile - or take it 100% serious and write a new hymn every year for square kids to sing at school.
I CAN see why people like ChatGPT. I asked it «What would happen if I stuck my dick in the Large Hadron Collider?" and it gave me a very detailed, and plausible, sounding answer, whereas CERN didn't even reply to my email. Mathew Murphy, Duluth, Minnesota
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Do you think there’s an amount of money the Vatican would accept to let you use the Conclave chimney to do a gender reveal
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
What’s nice for all the cardinals in the Vatican is that they get to wear casual clothes and bring in board games from home until the new pope is announced.
Hi Tom. I'd love a copy, please and I'd be happy to pay the postage too.
(Vitamin) C’s the One
Can't stop thinking about this sign at my local butcher
My child just asked if the x in SpaceX stands for explode. 😭
they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
Melania Trump Holds Paint Swatches Up Against Bellowing Void
Melania Trump Holds Paint Swatches Up Against Bellowing Void
An ad that says “put bananas in your garden and just watch.” The picture is of a person planting bananas, handle side down.
watch party this Friday at my place
