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"If you need special training to be told not to [name atrocity here], maybe you're too fucked up to be on the police force in the first place." —George Carlin DEMOCRATS: You can't train psychopathic violence out of violent psychopaths. ABOLISH ICE NOW.

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Thune stands firm on SAVE America Act as Trump threatens legislative blockade Senate Majority Leader John Thune made clear that an elections bill known as the SAVE America Act faces an unlikely path to passage.

Don't. Vote. For Republicans.

They want to erase YOUR right to vote.

Fuck these anti-democratic authoritarian enablers.

"Thune said 'we want to get the outcome, we want to get the result." And he noted that 'there's almost unanimous agreement on the policy.'"
www.cbsnews.com/news/save-am...

10.03.2026 22:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well ...

My husband and his buddy once got pizza after getting high. They mistook the garlic shaker for the grated parm shaker and coated the whole 'za. 🧄

It was a hot summer night. In bed, he smelled like a garlic festival. He was sweating garlic from every pore. 😵‍💫

He didn't notice but I did. 😵

10.03.2026 17:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wasn't he going to fund all those things with the trillions of dollars other countries would pay us in tariffs? 🤔

I distinctly remember Donnie Demento promising to fund all those things with the trillions of dollars other countries would pay us in tariffs. 🤨

10.03.2026 17:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well: SOMEONE has to graduate at the bottom of every law school class.

Medical school: Same thing.

It's possible the ones who graduate at the bottom are even dumber and more clueless than the ones who drop out, thinking they're in over their heads.

Shysters like Alina have no such self-doubts.

10.03.2026 17:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want to hear her explain the phrase, "in cahoots with."

PLEASE??

10.03.2026 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, Donnie?

These are people who brag about not fearing death.

They WANT to be martyrs.

We learned that 20+ years ago.

Did YOU learn that?

Have you simply forgotten it?

10.03.2026 15:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😋

10.03.2026 13:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A REAL Kennedy, for a change.

Sit down and shut the fuck up, Bobby Jr. Your younger relatives make you look even worse than you already are.

10.03.2026 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A lot of people talk about bearing Christian witness.

This pope is actually doing it.

Let's see if the American "Christian" Nationalists step up.

(Hint: Not holding my breath.)

10.03.2026 12:58 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Not trying to be hyperbolic, I fear we are on the cusp of a 9/11 type catastrophe that this regime is unwilling and unable to protect us from.

09.03.2026 19:24 👍 13023 🔁 3613 💬 1238 📌 285

Reminder: Everything Trump Touches Dies #ETTD

10.03.2026 12:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He is a terrorist who rapes AND KILLS women and children.

10.03.2026 12:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

GEORGIA-14: Elect Shawn Harris today!

10.03.2026 12:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fastnachts Küchlie?

My grandmother made those just before the start of Lent every year.

Learned how from her German-immigrant mother-in-law.

10.03.2026 12:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

20 years/9 days and a president who loathes America and everything we stand for.

10.03.2026 12:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BTW, Trump's war on Minneapolis continues apace.

10.03.2026 12:36 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It's at least refreshing to hear him be candid about his mental state, anyway.

10.03.2026 12:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But.

1. Shake out bottom sheet and smooth. Turn to get top sheet.

2. Remove cat from bottom sheet. Shake out and smooth. Pick up top sheet.

3. Remove cat from bottom sheet.

4. Repeat.

10.03.2026 12:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What to do when you're a sex offender and you want to stop being considered a criminal:

Get your buddy the POTUS to make it legal to sexually assault someone at least twice.

Biden shut that shit down. Has it been revived with Trump 2.0?

10.03.2026 12:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay.

But.

WHY????

10.03.2026 12:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is great news!

10.03.2026 11:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But is there any way to offset the odor, is the real question.

I love asparagus going in.

But I hate the smell coming out.

09.03.2026 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Freedom isn't free."

If you still believe Republican wars have anything remotely to do with freedom for anyone, you need to GROW THE FUCK UP.

09.03.2026 19:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just trying to be helpful!

09.03.2026 19:03 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Give me a five-dollar bill
And an overcoat too
A five-dollar bill
And a Florsheim shoe ...
Frank Zappa, Wonderful Wino

"Trump has also reportedly begun to guess people’s shoe sizes"
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-aides-...
Photo: Trump guessed wrong. Rubio wore them anyway.

09.03.2026 19:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 17:30 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

… so line up the shoes there.

09.03.2026 17:23 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Come ON, GA14!

Time to elect a representative who doesn’t make you cringe every time he opens his mouth!

09.03.2026 17:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
09.03.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah. It's just another example of how misogyny trumps racism with most American voters.

Every. Fucking. Time.

09.03.2026 12:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0