Claudia Montague Wheatley

The Universal Cat Distribution System rarely misses. 🎯

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I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

Mr. Huskie THREW HIMSELF OFF THE TABLE.

I mean: You have to admire the commitment this breed shows to its performances.

The founders were explicit: "Mohammedan" citizens were to be granted the full suite of rights available to all Americans.

Including voting and, yes, holding public office.

If anyone is "unable to assimilate," it's racists and bigots like Andy Ogles.

Results showing pregnancy is more dangerous in states with abortion bans are sobering.

The fact that those results were ENTIRELY PREDICTABLE is ENRAGING.

"PRO-LIFE" POLITICS ARE KILLING AMERICAN WOMEN.

Hey, "Christian" "Nationalists":

Ur doin it wrong.

Right: ⬇️

I did try the Fly.

Of course I did.

It was my swim team super power.

Nearly broke my own back.

I asked a staff member at a hotel about Kitchen Confidential and he sputtered that Never, No Way, No True Professional Would ...

I asked my brother, a restaurant cook for decades, and he said if anything, Tony toned it down.

A LOT.

RIP Mr. Bourdain. I wish we could've helped you stay.

Same. Ever since high school swim team, I cannot go in the water without automatically GIVING IT ALL I GOT.

In my 60s, I've got a lot less to give. But I can't seem to hold back a little.

They're ALL trick questions!

USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

youtube.com/watch?v=tU8S...

Thune stands firm on SAVE America Act as Trump threatens legislative blockade Senate Majority Leader John Thune made clear that an elections bill known as the SAVE America Act faces an unlikely path to passage.

Don't. Vote. For Republicans.

They want to erase YOUR right to vote.

Fuck these anti-democratic authoritarian enablers.

"Thune said 'we want to get the outcome, we want to get the result." And he noted that 'there's almost unanimous agreement on the policy.'"
www.cbsnews.com/news/save-am...

Well ...

My husband and his buddy once got pizza after getting high. They mistook the garlic shaker for the grated parm shaker and coated the whole 'za. 🧄

It was a hot summer night. In bed, he smelled like a garlic festival. He was sweating garlic from every pore. 😵‍💫

He didn't notice but I did. 😵

Wasn't he going to fund all those things with the trillions of dollars other countries would pay us in tariffs? 🤔

I distinctly remember Donnie Demento promising to fund all those things with the trillions of dollars other countries would pay us in tariffs. 🤨

Well: SOMEONE has to graduate at the bottom of every law school class.

Medical school: Same thing.

It's possible the ones who graduate at the bottom are even dumber and more clueless than the ones who drop out, thinking they're in over their heads.

Shysters like Alina have no such self-doubts.

I want to hear her explain the phrase, "in cahoots with."

PLEASE??

Hey, Donnie?

These are people who brag about not fearing death.

They WANT to be martyrs.

We learned that 20+ years ago.

Did YOU learn that?

Have you simply forgotten it?

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A REAL Kennedy, for a change.

Sit down and shut the fuck up, Bobby Jr. Your younger relatives make you look even worse than you already are.

A lot of people talk about bearing Christian witness.

This pope is actually doing it.

Let's see if the American "Christian" Nationalists step up.

(Hint: Not holding my breath.)

Not trying to be hyperbolic, I fear we are on the cusp of a 9/11 type catastrophe that this regime is unwilling and unable to protect us from.

Reminder: Everything Trump Touches Dies #ETTD

He is a terrorist who rapes AND KILLS women and children.

GEORGIA-14: Elect Shawn Harris today!

Fastnachts Küchlie?

My grandmother made those just before the start of Lent every year.

Learned how from her German-immigrant mother-in-law.

20 years/9 days and a president who loathes America and everything we stand for.

BTW, Trump's war on Minneapolis continues apace.

It's at least refreshing to hear him be candid about his mental state, anyway.

But.

1. Shake out bottom sheet and smooth. Turn to get top sheet.

2. Remove cat from bottom sheet. Shake out and smooth. Pick up top sheet.

3. Remove cat from bottom sheet.

4. Repeat.