Jed Davis 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

The furry convention found your town's amenities to be lacking and will not be relocating here

A digital illustration with rough ink outlines and loose painterly coloring of a three-toed tree sloth ever so slowly making its way along hanging under a tree branch with abstract foliage in the background. Yellow-orange lettering follows along the bottom curves of the sloth’s back and head treating ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

(Okay, normal-ish. Shift the whole thing down by 10-15 degrees maybe? It's been a while.)

This would be normal in Colorado at the foot of the Front Range but….

I'm not a historian but “once upon a time there was a Jewish dude with some hot takes” doesn't seem like a very extraordinary claim.

I saw the trash and assumed it must have washed into a combined sewer, but I see I was too optimistic about human nature once again.

[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"

a screenshot from shadowhearts 2 of a wolf in round glasses saying "inconceivable... valedictorian of the wolf academy...beaten by a lowly stray...!"

I got my Masters in comparative folklore at Wolf Academy. I have to pay my student loans in bones.

Is it time for the “worst alum of your high school” prompt again?

I was thinking about just that meme the other day, prompted by bsky.app/profile/bret..., but I was a little too lazy to dig it up.

"But you'd have to be a subliterate, brainless, incurious, uninformed moron with the mind of a small child to think that's how the world works." Yes, have you not been paying attention to LITERALLY EVERYTHING THE PRESIDENT DOES AND SAYS, IN PUBLIC, ALL THE TIME, FOR A DECADE

AND YET: in some ways he's completely correct, because no matter how transparently he demonstrates that he has zero knowledge about any subject, everyone continues to treat him as if he's thinking about stuff and understands it! It's mind-boggling!

5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open.

Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.

3/ Second, they confirmed "regime change" is also NOT on the list. So, they are going to spend hundreds of billions of your taxpayer dollars, get a whole bunch of Americans killed, and a hardline regime - probably a MORE anti-American hardline regime - will still be in charge.

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

Today’s fun fact: the reason shipping lanes in the Baltic are so damn narrow is that there are anywhere from thirty to one hundred THOUSAND unexploded mines in the waterway from the World Wars, and the lanes are where the bottom has been swept

Art of lots of different mustelid heads

Happy MarTen longfriends!
#martenday

February 2026 Colorado Monthly Climate Summary statewide departure from 1901-2000 avg: +9.2°F statewide departure from 1991-2020 avg: +7.6°F statewide rank: 1st warmest/132nd coldest Warmest February on record statewide Snowpack remains lowest in over 40 years Several locations, including Denver, Fort Collins, Akron, and Colorado Springs shatter records for most 60°F+ days Multiple grass fires, including ones near Boulder, Thornton, Matheson, and Wiggins Maximum daily precipitation (1.8" at Spud Mountain) Minimum daily temperature (-27°F in Taylor Park) Maximum daily temperature (85°F in Pueblo and Campo) Maximum daily snowfall 12.5" near Bayfield) February 2026 Temperature Rank (from NCEI nclimgrid) Statewide Temperature and Precipitation Ranks for February 2026 (based on 1895-2026 data) 1st warmest (record warmest) 37th driest (below average)

Unfortunately, not much good news to share in our February state climate summary. According to NOAA data, it was the warmest February in 132 years of records. Mountain snowpack remains at the lowest level in over 40 years. Several locations set new monthly high temperature records for February. 1/4

I'm not into Warhammer, but I do have gay color mastery

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fun fact: graham crackers and cornflakes were both invented by anti-masturbation activists as bland foods to calm the passions

and I think it's beautiful that we have taken those things and turned them into s'mores and Tony The Tiger erotic fan art

once again we must ask "are the straits ok?"

Now we all await the arrival of the Hegelian synthesis

Digital drawing of a brown bear sitting down and reaching one front paw down towards a pink salmon.

brown bear & pink salmon

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

Unless I am greatly mistaken, each individual record unlawfully accessed, transferred, and stored on an unauthorized network constitutes a violation of the Privacy Act. That's ~500 million counts of PA violations.

Bubba you're going to big boy prison for-ev-er ✌️

Map Age Guide

xkcd.com/1688/ might be the most famous one, but probably not the only.

Frame #3100 from S03 -E24 - Grand Finale - Part 1-628425

I choose my adjectives carefully. This forecast is downright absurd.

The first 90- and 100-degree readings of the year might occur more than two months earlier than normal in many cities.

Palm Springs may reach 110°F next week. It would also be the highest March temperature ever measured in CA.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Oh, sorry. Were you thinking "refreshing lemonade," or "delightful sorbet desserts," or "beach sunsets?!" Wrong! It's almost time for people to fall off ladders. Remain vigilant.