Johnny Richardson

I mean, I figured that listening to the best of Raffi would be relaxing for him, but that was a bit much.

I think I just unlocked my first big dad achievement: My son threw up on my bare chest and then pooped on my pants.

CNN put together a montage of the regime's incoherent talking points about Trump's war on Iran

On Sunday evening, CNN published a report pouring cold water on a claim anonymously peddled by the Trump administration that had ricocheted across MAGA Media. The story revealed that, in closed-door briefings with congressional staff, Pentagon officials acknowledged that Iran was not planning to launch an unprovoked strike on U.S. forces in the Middle East. The reporting must have made for uncomfortable reading for CNN’s resident MAGA pundit, Scott Jennings. Earlier in the weekend, Jennings blasted the claim out to his nearly one million followers on X, asserting that senior Trump administration officials had told him “that credible intelligence indicated Iran planned preemptive missile strikes against US military targets in the region, and against civilian targets as well.” In Jennings’ own telling, “Failure to act would’ve resulted in mass US casualties.” His post was shared more than 13,000 times and racked up over five million views, according to the platform’s analytics.

It's "weapons of mass destruction" all over again www.status.news/p/scott-jenn...

This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit.

It's all white supremacy and greed.

Why won’t anyone stop ICE from masking? Americans do not like masked secret police.

Required reading.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Where do I go to get my apology from all the folks on both sides and center of the political spectrum who insisted Trump wasn't a warmonger or imperialist and would be different to the Democrats and Republicans and (especially) neocons who came before him?

Screenshot of an archived tweet from Donald J. Trump dated October 9, 2012. The tweet claims that President Obama might launch military strikes in Libya or Iran due to falling poll numbers and describes him as desperate. The image shows the tweet in the older Twitter Web Client interface, with the timestamp visible at the bottom.

There’s always a tweet.

No discussion of democracy. No discussion of elections. Plenty of talk by Trump about running the country and taking the oil. Let’s not forget to thank John Roberts for his role in immunizing this international criminal.

20 year old TPUSA chapter heads and Big Balls are going to run the US occupation of Venezuela.

Crashing at 9pm and waking up at 5am must be my brain's way of telling me that indeed I'm ready to be a dad.

But why has nobody asked Pennywise for his side of the story?

The whole thing is a list of people that need to be fed to an incinerator.

President currently feuding with a beloved American comedy icon who was murdered 24 hours ago.

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/

"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"

bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?

a man in a tuxedo says i want that Alt: a man in a tuxedo says i want that

GitHub, seeing Cloudflare go down this morning

The hand-drawn cover of this guide, titled "How to Make Your Phone Permissions Spark Joy" and subtitled "or, How To Protect Your Phone From Invasive Default Permissions." A tall screen in the background shows slides.

The folks at Harvard's Berkman Klein Center for Internet and Society brought pocket-sized zines with coaching about phone app permissions to #MozFest. Love this work. asml.cyber.harvard.edu/permissions-...

Democratic socialism is the way. And I will die on this hill.

There are more of us than there are of them.

In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

Dick Cheney Has Died. The War Criminal in His Own Words 10 quotes from a former vice president who pushed for a murderous invasion of Iraq, lied about the WMD threat, and defended torture.

Dick Cheney rn: "hey, why is it so hot in here all of a sudden?"

hug your war criminals a little tighter today

makes sense. after all, if you go to college, you might have to take classes with female students

Meta’s Reality Labs posts $4.4 billion loss in third quarter The Reality Labs business, focused on virtual and augmented reality, lost $4.4 billion loss in third quarter while recording $470 million in sales.

this unremarkable knob routinely sets unholy gobs of money on fire to pretend his boomer sneaker ad company is innovative and interesting, and the press just endlessly normalizes it

Pretty much everyone is way closer to needing SNAP than being a billionaire so let’s all take a moment to remember who the enemy is here