#PiDay #ChargeOn
#PiDay #ChargeOn
I mean, in your current outfit maybe you could break into some Fulsom Blues? Also, glad to see you got wi-fi after all!
Crazy orange cats not trying to kill each other (briefly)
Sheβs cleaning her brother. Shortly afterwards they attempted to destroy each other. Again.
Would you grab me some milk on your way back? I should be out by next month.
The 70's had fucking stunt guys, Like Knieval. Weird times...
I gotta get some travel/packing tips from you. Me and my ladies are headed to Vermont soon and Iβm pretty sure itβs gonna be a 6-bagger for a 6 day trip. I mean, Iβll have my carry on but thenβ¦yeah. Luckily Iβm not bitter.
βBefore we get to that I want to say the word βcourageβ is in the word βencourage.β I think about that a lot. For me to develop courage, I needed to be encouraged.β
β Lynne Tillman, The Mystery of Perception
Happy Pi Day!
With the destruction of Kharg Island, Iran has nothing left to lose. Gloves off, expect all out warfare now. Terrorist attacks, Cyber attacks. They will hold nothing back. Dark days ahead.
all of the sopranos surviving The Battle of Yavin because all their death star roles were no-show jobs
every day i think today is the day we hit the depths of stupidity and then the next day happens
Before you follow me, just know that Iβve been described as βif brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice was a personβ
$200/barrel crashes the global economy, period. This is why you see so many countries ready to release their strategic reserves and ALSO why you see Private Credit markets suddenly super tight. Buckle up, people. The next 6 months are likely to feel like 2008 all over again.
#TrumpIsAnIdiot
Those are super cool, tho
lol, the first one says βUniversity of Floridaβ
i get it, sweatpants drawstring. sometimes i just wanna go crawl in a hole too.
What are the odds that Trump gets frustrated with the Hormuz situation and starts threatening to drop a nuke? Certainly non-zero. Is there anyone around him who would stop him if he ordered it?
Nothing has been saved. Where is our daylight savior, I am sleepy and grouchy
why did we even domesticate peeves
Homer Simpson walking away defeated and saying, "now I've got to go somewhere and do some serious thinking."
Bart saying "I'm sure he meant to say serious smoking."
Lisa replying, "That's what I assumed."
Homer Simpson high as hell driving around
If anyone needs me
if I could give one message to kids these days I would say just give up you donβt need grammar on Bluesky
Im being attacked by my laziness
Sitting in a tree
P-o-s-t-i-n-g
I think we have to make our peace with Walgreens. The last time I was at CVS I threw out my back carrying that receipt. Canβt risk that again.
Well, fudge. I never got fully unpacked from the Threads move. I REALLY donβt want to end up on Mastodon. 0% chance the VC vultures leave this as something enjoyable.
And (as always) we know this because the Russians published a call readout before we could and got to completely control the narrative. Again. #RussianAsset
Just skimming the news quicklyβ¦so Putin told Trump to end the Iran war and basically Trump agreed? I mean, I know I shouldnβt be surprised but wow. Russia first as always! And now Russia gets to sell a lot more of their oil. What an odd coincidence π€¬
30 rock what a week meme: What a week, huh? Lemon itβs 6:30 AM on a Monday