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Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.

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#PiDay #ChargeOn

14.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, in your current outfit maybe you could break into some Fulsom Blues? Also, glad to see you got wi-fi after all!

14.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Crazy orange cats not trying to kill each other (briefly)

Crazy orange cats not trying to kill each other (briefly)

She’s cleaning her brother. Shortly afterwards they attempted to destroy each other. Again.

14.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would you grab me some milk on your way back? I should be out by next month.

14.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and pointing at something . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and pointing at something .
14.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a toy truck with the word evel on it ALT: a toy truck with the word evel on it

The 70's had fucking stunt guys, Like Knieval. Weird times...

14.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta get some travel/packing tips from you. Me and my ladies are headed to Vermont soon and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be a 6-bagger for a 6 day trip. I mean, I’ll have my carry on but then…yeah. Luckily I’m not bitter.

14.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBefore we get to that I want to say the word β€œcourage” is in the word β€œencourage.” I think about that a lot. For me to develop courage, I needed to be encouraged.”
– Lynne Tillman, The Mystery of Perception

14.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Happy Pi Day!

14.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With the destruction of Kharg Island, Iran has nothing left to lose. Gloves off, expect all out warfare now. Terrorist attacks, Cyber attacks. They will hold nothing back. Dark days ahead.

13.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

all of the sopranos surviving The Battle of Yavin because all their death star roles were no-show jobs

13.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

every day i think today is the day we hit the depths of stupidity and then the next day happens

13.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

Before you follow me, just know that I’ve been described as β€œif brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice was a person”

11.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

$200/barrel crashes the global economy, period. This is why you see so many countries ready to release their strategic reserves and ALSO why you see Private Credit markets suddenly super tight. Buckle up, people. The next 6 months are likely to feel like 2008 all over again.
#TrumpIsAnIdiot

12.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those are super cool, tho

12.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol, the first one says β€œUniversity of Florida”

12.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i get it, sweatpants drawstring. sometimes i just wanna go crawl in a hole too.

11.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

What are the odds that Trump gets frustrated with the Hormuz situation and starts threatening to drop a nuke? Certainly non-zero. Is there anyone around him who would stop him if he ordered it?

11.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing has been saved. Where is our daylight savior, I am sleepy and grouchy

08.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why did we even domesticate peeves

10.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 615 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 7
Homer Simpson walking away defeated and saying, "now I've got to go somewhere and do some serious thinking."

Homer Simpson walking away defeated and saying, "now I've got to go somewhere and do some serious thinking."

Bart saying "I'm sure he meant to say serious smoking."

Bart saying "I'm sure he meant to say serious smoking."

Lisa replying, "That's what I assumed."

Lisa replying, "That's what I assumed."

Homer Simpson high as hell driving around

Homer Simpson high as hell driving around

If anyone needs me

03.08.2023 23:02 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

if I could give one message to kids these days I would say just give up you don’t need grammar on Bluesky

10.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

Im being attacked by my laziness

11.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting in a tree

P-o-s-t-i-n-g

11.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we have to make our peace with Walgreens. The last time I was at CVS I threw out my back carrying that receipt. Can’t risk that again.

10.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, fudge. I never got fully unpacked from the Threads move. I REALLY don’t want to end up on Mastodon. 0% chance the VC vultures leave this as something enjoyable.

10.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And (as always) we know this because the Russians published a call readout before we could and got to completely control the narrative. Again. #RussianAsset

09.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just skimming the news quickly…so Putin told Trump to end the Iran war and basically Trump agreed? I mean, I know I shouldn’t be surprised but wow. Russia first as always! And now Russia gets to sell a lot more of their oil. What an odd coincidence 🀬

09.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
30 rock what a week meme:

What a week, huh?

Lemon it’s 6:30 AM on a Monday

30 rock what a week meme: What a week, huh? Lemon it’s 6:30 AM on a Monday

09.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1