Caesar Flunk

This is a bonkers game of rugby. And I’m here for it…

I’m fairly sure I have some action figures from this in the attic…I’m going to have to have a look tomorrow now.

Yes, I know it’s the American date format, or else the joke doesn’t work!

I’d almost forgotten which day it is!

Quick note for evangelicals: war in the Middle East doesn't trigger the second coming.

Jesus isn’t Beetlejuice.

Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again

It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke.

This is not a joke.

We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.

I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

Ireland's basic income for artists changed my life. Other people deserve the same luck | Caelainn Hogan A pilot scheme offering some artists €300-plus a month for three years is being made permanent. But should something so fundamental be run like a lottery, asks writer Caelainn Hogan

Ireland's basic income for artists changed my life. Other people deserve the same luck | Caelainn Hogan

ok damn, yes please

At The Races with Leslie Nielsen and Red Rock Cider (Extended edition) from 1992

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

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RE: Matt Law article...I don't think that's what Levy had in mind when he said this.

Thing is £1k is pretty much the cheapest. 1882 is £2k+ East and West lounges are £4k+.

Any price reductions would have to be across the board. And that's a big hit on match day revenue, on top of the loss of PL TV money.

Think I saw somewhere a back of fag packet calculation of a c.£260m hit.

Gonna be funny when all those people on the season ticket waiting list don't take up the season tickets of those that don't renew, when they are being asked to pay £1k+ for a Championship season ticket.

One of the best ever players to put on the shirt Mousa Dembele

A meme that reads, 'AI can give you whatever you can imagine. An artist can give you what you could never imagine.'

Solutions to get oil out of the Persian Gulf, wrong answers only

Well, if they play 99 Red Balloons tomorrow…

They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

Like hedgehogs which Lie tumbling in my barefoot way and mount Their pricks at my footfall. #NothingEscapesShakespeare National Post @nationalpost . 3h From Churchill to hedgehogs: U.K. animals to replace historic figures on British banknote

Fifty-five years ago #OTD we sundered ourselves from our fathers, replacing our handsome and ancient coinage with a decimal system

👉 On the left, Dan Hannan lamenting Bank of England's decision to put animals and plants on currency.

👉 On the right, Dan Hannan ... a month ago... demanding a return to coinage - much of which - featured er... animals... and plants.

Enter Israel or Russia?

Fallon d'Floor 😂

It's going to be fine Steve, Gary Neville said so...

It’s a pain in the hole to get out of. It’s in the middle of nowhere and only one Metro station nearby.

‘Arry ‘Don’t call me a wheeler dealer’ Redknapp on the ‘phone to his dogs bank

Meanwhile, in a expensive beachfront property in Sandbanks:

‘Hi Johann…hmm…ok…Just to the end of the season? Right…let me see if Joe’s up for it. If he is, I’ll be at Hotspur Way by lunchtime’

We’re gonna win 6-5!

Nearly score and they go up the other end and…that’s the game and tie